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Old 21st March 2008, 08:00 PM
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The thin pink line
I have some news , she says
What ? says i
Cant you guess? says she
Youre not pregnant ? says i
Yes , says she


Fuck , thinks me.


Are you sure ? says i

Here's the thing, she pissed on 2 preggers testers , and they both have 1 strong pink line and 1 faint 1

Girls , does she have a bun in the oven or not?

yours , shakin, shiverin wreck.

ps , we have 2 already, and another would kill me.
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:17 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
Congratulations, you've a baby on the way.
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:26 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
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Congratulations, you've a baby on the way.

But im 40 now , and im knackered from the last one.
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:29 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
Time to get the chop!
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:30 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
Originally Posted by elvis View Post
I have some news , she says
What ? says i
Cant you guess? says she
Youre not pregnant ? says i
Yes , says she


Fuck , thinks me.


Are you sure ? says i

Here's the thing, she pissed on 2 preggers testers , and they both have 1 strong pink line and 1 faint 1

Girls , does she have a bun in the oven or not?

yours , shakin, shiverin wreck.

ps , we have 2 already, and another would kill me.
congratulations daddy to be -your mrs has been humping the milk/coal/post man
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:42 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
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Time to get the chop!

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Old 21st March 2008, 08:55 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
Congratulations!!!

1st pink line will be the control line, showing the test has worked correctly, the second line is the bit that responds to the HCG hormone, its normally fainter then the first line in the early stages.....

Fookin hate pink lines meself.....
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:56 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
Oh and the 3rd doesnt kill you, thats the fourth's job......
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:57 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
"Abort Mission, I repeat...ABORT MISSION!"
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Old 21st March 2008, 09:02 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
I thought the initial post was a Streets lyric.
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Re: The thin pink line
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"Abort Mission, I repeat...ABORT MISSION!"
Feelin a little guilty when considering that option, but i was adamant that i didnt want anymore.
What a knob.
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Old 21st March 2008, 09:06 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
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Feelin a little guilty when considering that option, but i was adamant that i didnt want anymore.
What a knob.

yeah you have to avoid doing something for that to be a certainty...

nah, my ex threw a wobbler on our third, when the 4th came well,
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Old 21st March 2008, 09:12 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
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yeah you have to avoid doing something for that to be a certainty...

nah, my ex threw a wobbler on our third, when the 4th came well,
Key word being
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Old 21st March 2008, 09:16 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
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Key word being
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Exactly..... he bottled it.....

Ah its all good fun....
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Old 21st March 2008, 09:30 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
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Exactly..... he bottled it.....

Ah its all good fun....
Anyway trips, how accurate are the tests these days?
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Old 21st March 2008, 10:07 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
depending on the time of day and how many days late the monthly visit is, they average at 96% accuracy... I am assuming your partner has done these before thus knows what she is doing.... you wouldnt believe how many women i have met that have peed on the wrong end of the stick...

i would expect this to be an accurate positive.

chin up mate, in 7/8 months you'll have another lovely screaming bundle of joy!!
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Old 21st March 2008, 10:21 PM
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Re: The thin pink line
The 96% accounts for 4% false negatives, not positives. The only thing that will give you a false positive is if your Missus has been having fertility treatment. If not, then you've 100% got #4 on the way. Congratulations and the best of British!!