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Old 21st March 2008, 07:18 PM
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Meet the Spartans..
..is the worst film ever, even worse than Solaris.

I GF top trump you to find a worse film.

Utter, utter shite.

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Old 21st March 2008, 07:19 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
Ocean's Twelve is the worst steaming pile of shite I've ever seen. Not seen Meet the Spartans though.
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Old 21st March 2008, 07:22 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
You actually went to see this after seeing the adverts? The ads alone gave it away as a heap of rotting veg!
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Old 21st March 2008, 07:30 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
Epic Movie. Same people. Same film. Just re-badged, you fool!
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Old 21st March 2008, 07:31 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
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You actually went to see this after seeing the adverts? The ads alone gave it away as a heap of rotting veg!
Yes, I paid to go to the cinema to watch this steaming pile of shite. Wink.
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Old 21st March 2008, 07:35 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
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Yes, I paid to go to the cinema to watch this steaming pile of shite. Wink.
You wasted hours of valuable bandwidth waiting to see the 'Mexican release promo' of this?
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Old 21st March 2008, 07:36 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
Every single film spoof spawned by Scary Movie is absolute garbage. Stouffer should be banned for a week for going to see it.
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Old 21st March 2008, 07:37 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
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Every single film spoof spawned by Scary Movie is absolute garbage. Stouffer should be banned for a week for going to see it.
He's right.
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:06 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
There are better parodies of the films they do for free online. The people who make these "movies" should be strung up by their bollocks and forced to drink Domestos.
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:12 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
What next, the whole thing comes full circle with 'Spoof Movie?'
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:19 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
Ha Ha just finished watching Solaris remake again after reading the book recently. I'll attempt Tarkovskys in the week. I still like it but its a little hollywoody at the end.
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Old 21st March 2008, 08:20 PM
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
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What next, the whole thing comes full circle with 'Spoof Movie?'
It all started that way with Scary Movie. Essentially, Scary Movie was a spoof of Scream. Scream is a parody. Scary movie is a parody of a parody. You can't parody a parody.
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
Originally Posted by Stouffer View Post
..is the worst film ever, even worse than Solaris.

I GF top trump you to find a worse film.

Utter, utter shite.

Avoido chum-o.
'Ultraviolet', starring the rather delectable Milla Jovovich.

It goes beyond shite.
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
Death In Venice is the worst film ever.
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Re: Meet the Spartans..
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You actually went to see this after seeing the adverts? The ads alone gave it away as a heap of rotting veg!
I agree, these spoof films are universally shite.

Stouffer should be de-modded for his bizzaro antics.

Oh and the worst film ever is The Limey.
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Old 21st March 2008, 09:12 PM
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Ladies and germs, I give you.......... Gigli.

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Re: Meet the Spartans..
I didn't GO to see it, I just happened to see it. Well the first 30 minutes actually.
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