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9th March 2008, 01:51 AM
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That bird...
from the LFC tv channel was sat in front of me today, what a fucking babe. A lad sat behind me gave her a mint and came out with a great chat-up line he said: "I wish they were Rolos Claire, so I could give you my last one", then he said to me, "that's going in the wank bank that one mate". Well I thought it was funny anyway.......
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لن تضطر ابدأ المشي وحدها.
Вие ще никога не ходи сам.
da nikad nećete šetati sami.
nikdy chodit sám.
du aldrig gå alene.
je nooit alleen lopen.
sinun ei koskaan kävelemään yksin.
θα είστε ποτέ δεν περπατούν μόνοι.
आप कभी नहीं अकेले.
non avrai mai camminare da solo.
você nunca andar sozinho.
nu veţi mai fi niciodată plimba-te singur.
Вам никогда не ходить в одиночку.
que nunca camina solo.
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9th March 2008, 03:34 AM
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Re: That bird...
She is fit. especially when she wears her glasses.
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9th March 2008, 10:50 AM
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Re: That bird...
No pictures?
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9th March 2008, 01:39 PM
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Re: That bird...
She's nice but nothing special.
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9th March 2008, 02:04 PM
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Re: That bird...
Seen better looking birds in the McDonalds in Birkenhead mate.
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9th March 2008, 02:19 PM
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Re: That bird...
Originally Posted by GUS
She is fit. especially when she wears her glasses.
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Fit birds with glasses are fucking ace.
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9th March 2008, 02:20 PM
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Re: That bird...
She is ok, better with glasses as someone has already said, was this in the main stand?
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9th March 2008, 02:22 PM
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Re: That bird...
Bad skin, massive teeth.
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9th March 2008, 02:51 PM
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Re: That bird...
Originally Posted by hamstrung
Bad skin, massive teeth.
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That, right there, is a crocodile.
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9th March 2008, 02:54 PM
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Re: That bird...
Originally Posted by Josey Wales
That, right there, is a crocodile.
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9th March 2008, 03:14 PM
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Re: That bird...
I've been told she is an arrogant bint.
And I think she's useless on screen with all the giggling.
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9th March 2008, 03:20 PM
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Re: That bird...
Originally Posted by DT
I've been told she is an arrogant bint.
And I think she's useless on screen with all the giggling.
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I'm assuming she's useless on screen because she's invisible.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKIN' PICTURES?????
(And no - I'm not going to switch to Setanta just to see her!)
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9th March 2008, 03:27 PM
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Camarero!
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Re: That bird...
Originally Posted by AngryofTuebrook
I'm assuming she's useless on screen because she's invisible.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKIN' PICTURES?????
(And no - I'm not going to switch to Setanta just to see her!)
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9th March 2008, 04:30 PM
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Re: That bird...
Originally Posted by captainharris

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Fair enough.
I'd let her (if she said please.)
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9th March 2008, 04:59 PM
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Re: That bird...
Originally Posted by AngryofTuebrook
Fair enough.
I'd let her (if she said please.)
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she has gone massively downhill since this pic was taken mate. she looks an utter disgrace these days
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9th March 2008, 05:14 PM
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Re: That bird...
Originally Posted by captainharris

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She's let herself go since the summer. She was a stunner on her Real Madrid TV days, looking a bit rough now. Obviously the Merseyside winter isnt the same as a Madrid winter.
Would still rattle her senseless like
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9th March 2008, 05:29 PM
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Re: That bird...
Fuckoff you gang of lying cunts every one of you would. I repeat my first post. She certainly didn't look spotty or like she's 'let herself go'. Kopp88, isn't that a Liverpool shirt she's wearing? At Anfield? seriously though lads, she looked fucking gorgeous yesterday.
Whoever asked where we were it was the Paddock, right by the fucking Geordies, shit speck, so obviously she's not shagging someone for her tickets, or if she is she must be one crap shag.
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لن تضطر ابدأ المشي وحدها.
Вие ще никога не ходи сам.
da nikad nećete šetati sami.
nikdy chodit sám.
du aldrig gå alene.
je nooit alleen lopen.
sinun ei koskaan kävelemään yksin.
θα είστε ποτέ δεν περπατούν μόνοι.
आप कभी नहीं अकेले.
non avrai mai camminare da solo.
você nunca andar sozinho.
nu veţi mai fi niciodată plimba-te singur.
Вам никогда не ходить в одиночку.
que nunca camina solo.
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9th March 2008, 05:33 PM
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