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Old 26th February 2008, 11:19 PM
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Well done, you've put a spoiler on your Citroen C3. You must be immensely proud as you sit in McDonalds carpark eyeing up 15 year old girls.
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Old 26th February 2008, 11:23 PM
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Re: Boy Racers

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Well done, you've put a spoiler on your Citroen C3. You must be immensely proud as you sit in McDonalds carpark eyeing up 15 year old girls.
The should all be fucking shot, or even better forced to inhale the emissions from their customised exhaust pipes, whilst their insides are being simultanously disintegrated due to the vibrations from their cunting bassboxes.

I lived in Weston-Super-Mare, you see - a place of sun, sea, sand and home to the world's largest group of cunting boy fucking racers in their poxy, pissing XR3i's.

Not a big fan.
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Old 26th February 2008, 11:23 PM
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It infuriates me. I wouldn't mind, but most of the cars have no performance to speak of, and they always seem to try ridiculous ovetaking manoeuvres.
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Old 26th February 2008, 11:25 PM
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I dunno, I live in Nottinghamshire and the local police now have a 'more than three boy racers in one car park and they'll warned' rule it's that bad. Still doesn't stop them.
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Re: Boy Racers

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It infuriates me. I wouldn't mind, but most of the cars have no performance to speak of, and they always seem to try ridiculous ovetaking manoeuvres.
Ah, that too.
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Re: Boy Racers

I usually slow down in front of them when on a single lane road, just to fuck them off a bit more.
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Re: Boy Racers

They are number 1 on my 'Love to see them go up in flames' list.

I was next to one at some traffic lights a few weeks ago and he started to rev his engine like a twat but stalled to fucker when the lights turned green. I sat and laughed at him and his mate for a few seconds before he shot off with a face like thunder.

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Re: Boy Racers

Years ago I worked from home, making number plates for cherished number suppliers etc (before this fucking cunting government adjusted the Vehicle Crimes Bill to ensure anyone needing a number plate has to buy it in person with ID etc, which put me straight out of business) and I used to get emails from Impreza owners and stuff who wanted odd-shaped plates for their cars. That led me to get involved with all kinds of owners clubs - Impeza, MX5 Roadster, other Japanese stuff and some boy racer clubs. Some of them were really nice guys. A bit naiive and obsessed with their cars but generally nice kids. There were some right fucking bell-ends too but these were definitely the minority.

That was a few years ago now, and, as I'm no longer making any money out of them, fuck 'em. Scumbags.
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Re: Boy Racers

Fucking class that


Originally Posted by Fugitive View Post
They are number 1 on my 'Love to see them go up in flames' list.

I was next to one at some traffic lights a few weeks ago and he started to rev his engine like a twat but stalled to fucker when the lights turned green. I sat and laughed at him and his mate for a few seconds before he shot off with a face like thunder.
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