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Old 14th February 2008, 12:18 PM
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Jayne Torvill..
..is as ugly as four turds.



She is tho' isn't she?
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:19 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
She's got nice legs though
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:20 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
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She's got nice legs though
And a face like Remmie's taint.
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:55 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
Torvill is a fucking dog, but there is a really really fit bird on that skating show. She's one of the pro skaters, little blonde, canadian I think. Can't remember her name.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:08 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
She looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a nettle whilst chewing a wasp !!
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:12 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
The phrase 'ugly as four turds' got a morning guffaw in my house...nice work Stouffington.
Is that a Geordie-ism?
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:13 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
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The phrase 'ugly as four turds' got a morning guffaw in my house...nice work Stouffington.
Is that a Geordie-ism?
No it's a Stouffism.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:14 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos View Post
Torvill is a fucking dog, but there is a really really fit bird on that skating show. She's one of the pro skaters, little blonde, canadian I think. Can't remember her name.
Kristal/Kristina or something similar.

Tidy little thing
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:16 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
I don't watch that skating thing.

Just felt I had to share how pig ugly Jayne Torvill is.

Could eat an apple through a letter box.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:17 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
That bird from donkeys years ago, Katarina Witt was saucy as fuck...ace Bristols on her aswell.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:35 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
Originally Posted by Sweeney287 View Post
Kristal/Kristina or something similar.

Tidy little thing
Kristina Lenko - an absolute honey. Struggling to find any decent pics of her though.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:37 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
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..is as ugly as four turds.



She is tho' isn't she?
Fack me, that cunt has got a face that'd make onions cry. Fackin repulsive, repulsive.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:42 PM
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Re: Jayne Torvill..
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Kristina Lenko - an absolute honey. Struggling to find any decent pics of her though.
We need norks out at least Noos....no good coming back here with some tart in a sparkling dress and ice skates.
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Kristina Lenko - an absolute honey. Struggling to find any decent pics of her though.



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Old 14th February 2008, 01:47 PM
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Kristina Lenko - an absolute honey. Struggling to find any decent pics of her though.



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Old 14th February 2008, 04:50 PM
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she is 50 though
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Old 14th February 2008, 04:54 PM
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