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Old 14th February 2008, 12:09 PM
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Got the missus one of those Phillips electronic photo frames and out all of our "memories" in it. Also got interflora to send her some flowers...

Woke up this morning and she was moaning that I hadn't booked anything so I just said we can do something when I get back from work. She went on about me not giving a fuck! I wish I never bothered!

Fucks sake, I fucking hate moaning women.
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Get a second wife and double your fun.
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Get a second wife and double your fun.

Or just threaten to get a second wife. She'll step into line, then.
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:22 PM
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Judge her at the end of the season.
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:31 PM
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Re: Valentines
She's in her fourth valentines now, and she still hasn't shown signs of challenging for a restaurant booking.

Sack her now.
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:42 PM
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If she starts any of that zonal defending tell her she's going to get rotated and you're going to give a local youngster a chance.
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:50 PM
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Fucks sake, I fucking hate moaning women.
Is there any other kind?
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Old 14th February 2008, 12:53 PM
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Got my missus a card and some jewellery and didn't even get a fuck out of it. The time and money would have been much better spent on a hooker, or just about anything else in fact.

What I want to know is why isn't there a bloke's equivalent of Valentine's day? Where she buys herself the fucking underwear, you the beers, cooks you steak and chips and sucks you off whilst you watch match of the day, insisting on no romantic bullshit in between?
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:00 PM
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Hard to decide who is the bigger 'catch', Noos or Rashid. I'm sure their women are equally 'lucky'.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:05 PM
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Hard to decide who is the bigger 'catch', Noos or Rashid. I'm sure their women are equally 'lucky'.
My missus is one lucky lucky bitch because as a husband, father and man I am right out of the top fucking drawer.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:06 PM
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She is replacing you.. it's only a matter of days
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:08 PM
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She is replacing you.. it's only a matter of days
Fortunately as the law stands she could not replace me, as polygamy is illegal and it would take ten normal men to replace 1 Noos.
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Hard to decide who is the bigger 'catch', Noos or Rashid. I'm sure their women are equally 'lucky'.
I'm assuming task manager prompted you to send an e-card to Virtuagirl, Weeks?
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:11 PM
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I sent fuck all and got fuck all....happy days.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:12 PM
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Re: Valentines
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Got the missus one of those Phillips electronic photo frames and out all of our "memories" in it. Also got interflora to send her some flowers...

Woke up this morning and she was moaning that I hadn't booked anything so I just said we can do something when I get back from work. She went on about me not giving a fuck! I wish I never bothered!

Fucks sake, I fucking hate moaning women.
I think what you did comes within the definition of "thoughtful" which is what women always say they want so she should be fucking grateful. (Oh and as aside the fact that she WANTS to have dinner with you, you should be grateful too)

Me and Mrs Mav NEVER go out for dinner on Valentine's day as it is usually:
  • Overpriced
  • Packed to the rafters so the person on the next table practically has to feed you
  • Full of once a year romantics


I always tell the wife we don't need to go out on Valentines day because we are not once a year romantics. She buys it every year.

What would you rather have Mrs R - once a year, or all year.
She'll know it makes sense
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:13 PM
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I'm assuming task manager prompted you to send an e-card to Virtuagirl, Weeks?
of course. In fact I've written some software to do it for me automatically.

mmm virtuagirl. Is that the porno screensaver thingy?
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:14 PM
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I think what you did comes within the definition of "thoughtful" which is what women always say they want so she should be fucking grateful. (Oh and as aside the fact that she WANTS to have dinner with you, you should be grateful too)

Me and Mrs Mav NEVER go out for dinner on Valentine's day as it is usually:
  • Overpriced
  • Packed to the rafters so the person on the next table practically has to feed you
  • Full of once a year romantics


I always tell the wife we don't need to go out on Valentines day because we are not once a year romantics. She buys it every year.

What would you rather have Mrs R - once a year, or all year.
She'll know it makes sense

Bingo.
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