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Old 14th February 2008, 09:45 AM
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The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
If you wish to join me in here to get away from all the smiley faced bastards and all the women boasting about what extravagant overexpensive shite their other halves got them, then seek sanctuary in here my singleton friends.
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Old 14th February 2008, 09:49 AM
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Re: The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
To help all of you single people out at this time of year so you don't feel left out.

Buy yourself some cheap flowers and a bottle of Asti.

Wank yourself blind for the evening.


No need to thank me.
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Old 14th February 2008, 09:52 AM
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Re: The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
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To help all of you single people out at this time of year so you don't feel left out.

Buy yourself some cheap flowers and a bottle of Asti.

Wank yourself blind for the evening.


No need to thank me.
Thats when you've left the shop with your purchases... right?
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Re: The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
Sod you all then. I'll just sit here all by myself.


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Old 14th February 2008, 01:04 PM
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I may be desperate, but not that desperate.


Thank you for the kind thought though
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Eh up Gaz lad, its you and me so far then....
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:16 PM
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Re: The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
So how goes Valentine's day for the Loveless?

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Old 14th February 2008, 01:19 PM
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:20 PM
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Re: The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
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So how goes Valentine's day for the Loveless?

*walks away from thread with that smug married grin*
Ace so far. I haven't got to cook for anybody or buy a card for anybody, and I get to spend the day with the most special person in my life.
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Re: The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
Well, as a newly divorced bloke I can say it's fucking marvellous not to have to dream up some fabulous romantic way of keeping the bitch happy. Bollocks to it all, I say. I'll be going for a dip in the pool later then I might knock one out to some spitroast porn or something over a bottle of wine.

Tremendous. Best fucking valentines day I've had in years.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:25 PM
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I get to spend the day with the most special person in my life.
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Old 14th February 2008, 01:27 PM
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Re: The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
Valentines day for singletons is ace, you go out and know all the women are hunting in packs. Win win.

Its also good for the shackled too, as I'm discovering today.

I laughed at Paddy's 'most special person in my life' bit though.
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First time in 13 years my wife forgot to buy me a pressie or card, she gave me 20 quid so I've bought Band of Brothers Box set(not a bad purchase I thought), the only problem is I'll have fuck all chance to watch it as she'll be too busy watching Eastenders, Coronation Street, Desperate Housewives, Eastenders, Coronation Street, Mistresses etc etc. Oh to be single again.
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We don't want to hear your whining you shower of sad Jessops. You come on here, having a little whine and a moan about being single. Listen to Terry Tibbs' advice: Get off the fackin computer and go speed dating. You muppets are your own worse enemy.
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Re: The Valentines Day thread for Singletons
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I might knock one out to some spitroast porn or something over a bottle of wine.
Make sure you eat loads of skittles beforehand, so it can look like this:



Pretty...
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Who is Terry Tibbs?

I don't mean who is his alter-ego on here, I mean who the hell is he and what programme is he from?

I tried google images but it didn't help me out.
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