Girl power

[Elmyn Noos]

I was driving into work the other day listening to my radio station of choice for when I'm driving into work, that being Radio 5 live (when I say choice, I mean of course default choice with there actually being no choice unless you can put up with the sheer inanity of the drivel spat out by the cretins of Radio 1, or the dull as shitness of 2, 3 and 4, or the fake comedy hysteria of the cunts on local radio).

Anyway, I'm listening with some large portion of disbelief to what had been touted as a frank interview with a couple who's life had been destroyed by porn addiction. This was, I shit you not, along the lines of how it went.

Some bird comes on and starts to tell us how her marriage was wrecked by her husband's "addiction" to internet porn. Apparently, he'd secretly been viewing porn sites without her knowledge, and, it turns out, masturbating over it.

Then HE comes on, sounding rather sheepish and ashamed, and admits to this addiction. He says he was logging onto porn sites for masturbatory purposes, and failing to mention this over dinner to his wife. He explains he was an addict to internet porn, sometimes looking at websites in the morning, and again sometimes at night. This addiction has cost him his marriage, which he and the bra-burning intervieweress seemed to accept was quite a logical conclusion to events.

Now can someone please tell me what the fuck that is all about? Since when are blokes not only supposed to not be looking at internet porn? When they do, they should be telling their missus?? Am I, in my advanced years, missing something here? Has the pubic-shaving generation lapsed so far into effeminacy that we shouldn't be wanking over porn behind our birds' backs?

I wasn't going to post a poll, for fear of the results' leading me to give up on mankind altogether, but there is a poll to follow.

[Edward.]

The carpet next to the computers like a piece of concrete, so I think she may have a slight idea what I'm up to when she's not there.

[PaddyBerger15]

She should offer a better fucking service, then he wouldn't be polishing the penguin day and night over other birds....as for the split arse interviewer, she needs to loosen her knees up as well. FFS, blokes wank, always have done, always will do.
I've nowt against 'Girl Power'...a bird on top jiggling her jumblats about is fine by me.

[Elmyn Noos]

Originally Posted by PaddyBerger15 She should offer a better fucking service, then he wouldn't be polishing the penguin day and night over other birds....as for the split arse interviewer, she needs to loosen her knees up as well. FFS, blokes wank, always have done, always will do. I've nowt against 'Girl Power'...a bird on top jiggling her jumblats about is fine by me.

You know I was aching for the intervieweress to ask just that question, "errrm, as we're being so frank and open about this, has it never occured to you that if you weren't such a lifeless fridge he'd have been emptying his load into you instead of his socks?"

[She Knows It]

Some men are so addicted to porn that they never want sex. I reckon that would finish a marriage off, but if it's in moderation there's no problem. Some women's attitudes to porn are shocking. I've had mates who've found porn belonging to their blokes and then acted like he was having an affair.

Any bloke who doesn't wank isn't man enough for me. The majority of my exes have been wankers.

[Monkeywool]

Was this the same story as was on radio 1 over christmas? they interviewed the bird who said "it got out of hand, he never neglected me sexually or anything like that and was always good to me, probably the best husband I could have, but it just got too much."

[Section_31]

Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos You know I was aching for the intervieweress to ask just that question, "errrm, as we're being so frank and open about this, has it never occured to you that if you weren't such a lifeless fridge he'd have been emptying his load into you instead of his socks?"

My mate wanks into his wife's socks and sometimes she doesn't realise until it's too late.

Outstanding.

[hamstrung]

Mrs Hamstrung is well aware that if she leaves the house for more than 38 seconds, I'll be upstairs throwing one out.

She'll often enquire if I had had a wank, if I have a day off and she's at work.

[Elmyn Noos]

Originally Posted by Monkeywool Was this the same story as was on radio 1 over christmas? they interviewed the bird who said "it got out of hand, he never neglected me sexually or anything like that and was always good to me, probably the best husband I could have, but it just got too much."

It was something along those lines, yes. It wasn't so much her attitude, as wimmin are fucking fruitcakes at the best of times - the thing that struck me the most was how the bloke seemed to accept that her reaction was OK, and that he was some sort of addict with a problem, and that the breakdown of the marriage was not only inevitable, but his fault! Whatafuckin chump. I'm hoping for similar incredulity on here, but wouldn't be at all surprised to hear similar metrononsensical chumpage.

[Sutty13]

Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos metrononsensical chumpage

Ace.

[wiiksie]

Originally Posted by She Knows It Some men are so addicted to porn that they never want sex. I reckon that would finish a marriage off, but if it's in moderation there's no problem. Some women's attitudes to porn are shocking. I've had mates who've found porn belonging to their blokes and then acted like he was having an affair. Any bloke who doesn't wank isn't man enough for me. The majority of my exes have been wankers.

My good lady's ex told her that he never cracked one out, ever. And she assumed this was normal until I told her he was either very strange or lying his arse off.

ps Ive challenged you (I think) to a friendly in the xpert footy missus.

[dirty_sanchez]

My missus doesn't enjoy porn, but she has no qualms about me looking at it. Some couples enjoy porn together, some don't, but I can't see why people are offended by it as long as it's not child or animal porn. Men are going to bash off anyway regardless of whether it's to internet porn, grot mags or anything else. People still masturbate even when they have a fulfilling sex life.

Is the issue here that the woman objects to the wanking, or the looking at porn? Maybe she needs to consider that she should be putting out more, because she's obviously a bit insecure.

[Hazel Motes]

Neither me or my missus got any problems with porn, only problem is I haven't got time wanking over it - and I hear it's a bit addictive.

[PaddyBerger15]

Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos It was something along those lines, yes. It wasn't so much her attitude, as wimmin are fucking fruitcakes at the best of times - the thing that struck me the most was how the bloke seemed to accept that her reaction was OK, and that he was some sort of addict with a problem, and that the breakdown of the marriage was not only inevitable, but his fault! Whatafuckin chump. I'm hoping for similar incredulity on here, but wouldn't be at all surprised to hear similar metrononsensical chumpage.

That would have been the tone of the interview that would have totally riled me as well. In fact, he shouldn't have even turned up to get his telling off and public humiliation, he should have just issued a statement saying......

"So fucking what? I'll watch what the fuck I want thanks. Shopping for shoes is like the death of the soul, as are endless fucking dinner parties with her cunty friends, but I'm expected to trot along like a good boy and do my duty. Just fuck off, you fucking hypocritical fucking tart, I only ever saw you as a spunk receptacle anyway and after the first 3 months, the sex was shit and thats why I took to cranking off over birds with better faces, tits, arses, hair and who didn't whine and bore me to fucking death and who are far dirtier".

[PaddyBerger15]

Originally Posted by Section_31 My mate wanks into his wife's socks and sometimes she doesn't realise until it's too late. Outstanding.

Thats Gold Medal standard class that is.