Best Job In The World Ever???

[madstock]

Whilst returning to the living room I happened to spot some crap programme on the BBC, and happened to notice that the bloke (pictured below) must surely be the luckiest in the world? Job satisfaction of 100%, methinks.



Now then, how do I go about becoming a "Rear Observer" and getting paid to enjoy one of my favourite hobbies?

[hamstrung]

Depends on who's rear he is observing I would have thought. Could equally be the worst.

[madstock]

Originally Posted by hamstrung Depends on who's rear he is observing I would have thought. Could equally be the worst.

I was sort of assuming that it was a varied job with a vast array of different rears; perhaps with a system of fines and levys.

I feel a letter to the local police recruitment office coming on.

[hamstrung]

Fine the fatarse. I like it.

[madstock]

Originally Posted by hamstrung Fine the fatarse. I like it.

Nothing wrong with a bit of meat on an arse at all (speaking as one who could possibly stop a marauding gang of youths with his own "ample buttocks"); I was thinking more along the lines of those who literally fold their arses into too-small leggings/assorted lycra-based garments.

I for one cannot think of a greater crime against humanity.

edit: Incidentally, too many uses of the word "happened" in the initial post. Many apologies to the English Language.

[Section_31]

There was a show on once about ace jobs, (some of them weren't that ace though, for instance quality control cake eaters, who were all obese and are now almost certainly dead) But one bloke used to write reviews of holidays for a mag.
He literally went on holiday every month, got treated like a king because they knew he was a journo, then wrote about it when he got home.

I could live with that.

[The Chief]

Originally Posted by madstock Whilst returning to the living room I happened to spot some crap programme on the BBC, and happened to notice that the bloke (pictured below) must surely be the luckiest in the world? Job satisfaction of 100%, methinks. Now then, how do I go about becoming a "Rear Observer" and getting paid to enjoy one of my favourite hobbies?

Taking photos of the telly??? You've finally plumbed the depths Mongy me old china, surely you can't sink any lower?

Originally Posted by Madstock Nothing wrong with a bit of meat on an arse at all (speaking as one who could possibly stop a marauding gang of youths with his own "ample buttocks"); I was thinking more along the lines of those who literally fold their arses into too-small leggings/assorted lycra-based garments

Fat birds, mate. It's always fat ugly birds who squeeeeze into Lycra leggings. And when they sit down the world gets a full view of ugly bird arse. *Shudder*
There is one such bird comes into our place, she's just had a tattoo done just above her fat arse, with her boyfriends name, Mike. (we thought) The other day she bent over, turns out the tat actually says 'Myfatarsewon'tfitonamountainbIKE'.

[Unrighteous]

I thought this thread was going to be about being a fit bird's bra. BOY WAS I WRONG!

[madstock]

Originally Posted by The Chief Taking photos of the telly??? You've finally plumbed the depths Mongy me old china, surely you can't sink any lower?

No mate, the depths have been and gone, and I am on the way up.

As for "larger ladies", there is nowt wrong with a bit of meat; it is just the public order offence side of things that I find disconcerting.

It would also be an offence to have a g-string hanging over the top of low-cut trousers, a fashion trend particularly favoured by the same females who generally look like they have fallen in the jewellery counter at Argos after becoming magnetic due to a nuclear accident of some sort.

[paulie walnuts]

Hope you get that lipstick off your telly

[madstock]

Originally Posted by paulie walnuts Hope you get that lipstick off your telly

I was so excited at seeing the job title I used a permanent red marker.

Never mind, I'm leaving the fucking thing behind anyway.

[RedKnight]

I think you'll find Chris has the best job in the world ever.