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Old 1st February 2008, 05:45 PM
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Confessions of a professional gamer...

Gaming an Olympic Sport? These guys rule.


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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

There's a shitload of money in it these days. Korean mad bastards have been know to pass out from playing too long. Sometimes you just gotta acknowledge that there's always another nutter who is better.
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Old 1st February 2008, 07:07 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

Heh... Nice to see you post here, Chris. It's like you've moved off the internet.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

Virgins.
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Old 1st February 2008, 07:25 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

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Virgins.
See... when I saw you post in the thread. I expected something along the lines of Chris' disappearance...

so I could say something along the lines of, "Yeah Tom, Chris has been seen around here as much as a convincted child molester at the senior's home."
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Old 1st February 2008, 07:39 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

Good article, how's the new job going Chris?

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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

I tried, I really did, but I read

It's eleven-hundred hours at the Gamerbase boot camp in London, and the Intel Team Dignitas are locked and loaded, headsets

And my head just fell back and a lot of big Z's came out of my wide open mouth.

That's the confession of a me. Sorry.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

I think I could've won a PES6 competition. I was one of the best in the UK at that, and I'm willing to bet that a lot of people that attended the tournies weren't all skilled like me. Other than that, you have to spend too much time practicing, and don't believe anyone who says you don't.
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Old 1st February 2008, 08:13 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

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I think I could've won a PES6 competition. I was one of the best in the UK at that, and I'm willing to bet that a lot of people that attended the tournies weren't all skilled like me. Other than that, you have to spend too much time practicing, and don't believe anyone who says you don't.
I would beat you.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

Would you fuck, I'm the PES6 champion even if I haven't played it in yonks. I'm decent at PES 2008, but no one can be the best at that cause its shit.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

You would all die horribly horribly if you chose to step to me at Gran Tourismo. I would beat you all like a red haired stepchild.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

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You would all die horribly horribly if you chose to step to me at Gran Tourismo. I would beat you all like a red haired stepchild.
Oh Please, if there's 3 things in this world I'm exceptional at it's Gran Turismo, Street Fighter II and Gran Turismo. I'm a bit rusty now but a couple of hours worth of warm up and I'd kill anyone on Gran Turismo. There's no one better on the planet than me.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

I'd hammer anyone at mariokart battlemode (SNES version, like)

I was the red barron of total shell destruction.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

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Oh Please, if there's 3 things in this world I'm exceptional at it's Gran Turismo, Street Fighter II and Gran Turismo. I'm a bit rusty now but a couple of hours worth of warm up and I'd kill anyone on Gran Turismo. There's no one better on the planet than me.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...

There needs to be a price you'll pay when you see how wrong you are.
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