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1st February 2008, 05:45 PM
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Confessions of a professional gamer...
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Back in 1991,
I wasn't havin' any fun,
'til my roommate said
Come on and put, a brand new record on,
Had a baby on it, He was naked on it,
Then I heard the chords that broke the chains
I had upon me.
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1st February 2008, 05:47 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
There's a shitload of money in it these days. Korean mad bastards have been know to pass out from playing too long. Sometimes you just gotta acknowledge that there's always another nutter who is better.
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You just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.
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1st February 2008, 07:07 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
Heh... Nice to see you post here, Chris. It's like you've moved off the internet.
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1st February 2008, 07:19 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
Virgins.
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1st February 2008, 07:25 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
Originally Posted by Tom R
Virgins.
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See... when I saw you post in the thread. I expected something along the lines of Chris' disappearance...
so I could say something along the lines of, "Yeah Tom, Chris has been seen around here as much as a convincted child molester at the senior's home."
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1st February 2008, 07:39 PM
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Sorted, respect due.
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
Good article, how's the new job going Chris?
Living the dream.
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1st February 2008, 08:00 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
I tried, I really did, but I read
It's eleven-hundred hours at the Gamerbase boot camp in London, and the Intel Team Dignitas are locked and loaded, headsets
And my head just fell back and a lot of big Z's came out of my wide open mouth.
That's the confession of a me. Sorry.
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1st February 2008, 08:11 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
I think I could've won a PES6 competition. I was one of the best in the UK at that, and I'm willing to bet that a lot of people that attended the tournies weren't all skilled like me. Other than that, you have to spend too much time practicing, and don't believe anyone who says you don't.
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1st February 2008, 08:13 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
Originally Posted by philyburkhill
I think I could've won a PES6 competition. I was one of the best in the UK at that, and I'm willing to bet that a lot of people that attended the tournies weren't all skilled like me. Other than that, you have to spend too much time practicing, and don't believe anyone who says you don't.
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I would beat you.
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1st February 2008, 08:16 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
Would you fuck, I'm the PES6 champion even if I haven't played it in yonks. I'm decent at PES 2008, but no one can be the best at that cause its shit.
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1st February 2008, 08:36 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
You would all die horribly horribly if you chose to step to me at Gran Tourismo. I would beat you all like a red haired stepchild.
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1st February 2008, 09:38 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
Originally Posted by dirty_sanchez
You would all die horribly horribly if you chose to step to me at Gran Tourismo. I would beat you all like a red haired stepchild.
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Oh Please, if there's 3 things in this world I'm exceptional at it's Gran Turismo, Street Fighter II and Gran Turismo. I'm a bit rusty now but a couple of hours worth of warm up and I'd kill anyone on Gran Turismo. There's no one better on the planet than me.
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1st February 2008, 09:42 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
I'd hammer anyone at mariokart battlemode (SNES version, like)
I was the red barron of total shell destruction.
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1st February 2008, 09:57 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
Originally Posted by SKEET
Oh Please, if there's 3 things in this world I'm exceptional at it's Gran Turismo, Street Fighter II and Gran Turismo. I'm a bit rusty now but a couple of hours worth of warm up and I'd kill anyone on Gran Turismo. There's no one better on the planet than me.
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1st February 2008, 10:34 PM
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Re: Confessions of a professional gamer...
There needs to be a price you'll pay when you see how wrong you are.
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