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Old 25th December 2007, 05:27 PM
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My first xmas dinner
Cooked my first xmas dinner today, only for three people but I was really pleased and proud of myself anyway. Not sure quite why I doubted I could do it anyway, it was a doddle, I mean the eggs were tricky but the beans and the toast were no problem.
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Old 25th December 2007, 06:48 PM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
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Cooked my first xmas dinner today, only for three people but I was really pleased and proud of myself anyway. Not sure quite why I doubted I could do it anyway, it was a doddle, I mean the eggs were tricky but the beans and the toast were no problem.
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Old 25th December 2007, 11:43 PM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
My little lad hardly touched his Christmas Dinner and wouldn't even touch the Pudding. All he wanted was "Eggy".

"Eggy granma, eggy."
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Old 26th December 2007, 12:17 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
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My little lad hardly touched his Christmas Dinner and wouldn't even touch the Pudding. All he wanted was "Eggy".

"Eggy granma, eggy."
You need to teach him to enunciate properly Kopite, it's GranDma!
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Old 26th December 2007, 12:22 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
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You need to teach him to enunciate properly Kopite, it's GranDma!
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Old 26th December 2007, 01:44 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
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You need to teach him to enunciate properly Kopite, it's GranDma!
He's only 30 months old.
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Old 26th December 2007, 08:15 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
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He's only 30 months old.
I know and he's already getting stuff wrong, you don't want him to turn out like his dad!
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Old 26th December 2007, 09:39 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
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My little lad hardly touched his Christmas Dinner and wouldn't even touch the Pudding. All he wanted was "Eggy".

"Eggy granma, eggy."
My lads about the same age, he had noodles, scambled egg and a potato. He's obsessed with eggs, weetabix and corn on the cob.
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Old 26th December 2007, 10:22 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
cooked my first goose this year, got 12 months worth of roast spuds now
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Old 26th December 2007, 10:29 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
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I know and he's already getting stuff wrong, you don't want him to turn out like his dad!
He's right. I actually didn't think you were a c*nt.
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Re: My first xmas dinner
I ate til I was very fat. All a little Brighton, but fucking tasted amazing:

Crab and melon with lime and mint salsa dressing
Fuckoff massive bream with pakchoi and other delights
Chocolate mouse drenched in granmanier (sp.)
Cheese board with St Agur, English chedder (amazing), Manchego, Jarlsberg, English Stilton, Over-ripe brie
Champagne, Guiness, red wine, port mix.

Today I hit meat-ville at my parents. Woohoo.
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Old 26th December 2007, 10:41 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
I cooked for twelve yesterday. It was ace, but really fucking tiring.

We started with smoked salmon and sour cream with lemon juice and zest on little warm pittas and mini-toasts with onion chutney, blue cheese and walnuts washed down with Champagne. Then dinner was served about an hour and a half later.

We had a ballotine of goose, turkey, chicken and duck which was ace. Served it with roasties in goose fat, carrots, sprouts with pancetta and walnuts, parsnip gratin, red cabbage cooked two days before in marsala, orange juice and Rioja with some dried fruit and apple, bread sauce (home made), sausage and bacon rolls (home made), cranberry sauce (home made) and of course gravy made from my own stock washed down with with a cheeky Gewurtraminer.

Puddo was Mrs Paul's domain: home made steamed Christmas pud and/or gooey chocolate pud with flavoured or normal cream and a puddo wine.

I couldn't eat another thing after that lot (or at least I couldn't until I had a quarter of a Melton Mowbray pork pie just before bed!). I reckon I've added yet another stone to the Paul mass.
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He's right. I actually didn't think you were a c*nt.
You were wrong, I've been a cunt for ages.
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Old 26th December 2007, 10:57 AM
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You were wrong, I've been a cunt for ages.
Good for you.
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Old 26th December 2007, 11:00 AM
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You were wrong, I've been a cunt for ages.
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Old 26th December 2007, 11:08 AM
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Re: My first xmas dinner
I actually did cok a proper roast yesterday for the first time. Half 6 it got served though, three fucking hours to cook meat, what's that all about ???
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