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Old 10th December 2007, 09:29 PM
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The Desert Island Thread
In keeping with the 'top 10' threads...

You are marooned to a desert island and can take an unlimited amount of your fave food and drink with you.
The woman can't be your bird and the mate can't be anyone you know, you're talking celeb land basically...

Assume the island has a DVD and CD player too, assume it all gentlemen..

None of these things 'have' to be your favourite as such, but could also have an element of helping to make your plight a bit more fun or easy to live with, for instance with mine the Sinatra would help me chill and Bob would have me in stitches - but also be none threatening enough to get in the way of me and Denise



DRINK: Kronenberg
FOOD: Chinese Chicken
BIRD: Denis Van Outen
MATE: Bob Mortimer
FILM: Goodfellas
TV Boxset: Sopranos season-2
CD: Frank Sinatra, greatest hits.
'Other Item': A mirror
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:33 PM
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Re: The Desert Island Thread
Here's one I made earlier
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:44 PM
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Re: The Desert Island Thread
Drink: Grolsch
Food: Hot Chicken Wings
Bird: Shakira
Mate: Billy Connolly
Film: The Godfather Part 2
TV Boxset: Only Fools and Horses (any of the early series)
CD: U2 - The Johsua Tree
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:45 PM
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Other item - a helicopter
Mate - a helicopter pilot
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:46 PM
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Re: The Desert Island Thread
Item - Rocket launcher for destroying Hermes' helicopter
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:48 PM
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Item - Rocket launcher for destroying Hermes' helicopter
You'd be that desperate not to see me leave?

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Old 10th December 2007, 09:52 PM
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Re: The Desert Island Thread
Should've put more provisos on this thread for the hard of Hermes
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Old 10th December 2007, 10:01 PM
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Re: The Desert Island Thread
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Should've put more provisos on this thread for the hard of Hermes
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Old 10th December 2007, 10:04 PM
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Re: The Desert Island Thread
DRINK: Miller
FOOD: Bacon sarnies
BIRD: Neve Campbell
MATE: Tommy Cooper
FILM: The Outlaw Josey Wales
TV Boxset: Carnivale Season 1
CD: Cash Unearthed
'Other Item': Guitar
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Re: The Desert Island Thread
DRINK: Glenmorangie
FOOD: Sunday Roast...on demand
BIRD: Nigella Lawson ( See above )
MATE: Ray Mears
FILM: Castaway ( For when Ray and Nigella have fucked off and left me )
TV Boxset: Heroes
CD: Moon Safari, Air ( To relax me as I'm now alone )
'Other Item': Satellite Phone

Am I the only one who thinks Ray Mears is a little bit sinister ?
Like if your out in the wilds with him and push came to shove, you'd be on the menu?

No just my imagination then.
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Old 11th December 2007, 12:42 AM
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Re: The Desert Island Thread
Originally Posted by Section_31 View Post
In keeping with the 'top 10' threads...

You are marooned to a desert island and can take an unlimited amount of your fave food and drink with you.
The woman can't be your bird and the mate can't be anyone you know, you're talking celeb land basically...

Assume the island has a DVD and CD player too, assume it all gentlemen..

None of these things 'have' to be your favourite as such, but could also have an element of helping to make your plight a bit more fun or easy to live with, for instance with mine the Sinatra would help me chill and Bob would have me in stitches - but also be none threatening enough to get in the way of me and Denise



DRINK: Kronenberg
FOOD: Chinese Chicken
BIRD: Denis Van Outen
MATE: Bob Mortimer
FILM: Goodfellas
TV Boxset: Sopranos season-2
CD: Frank Sinatra, greatest hits.
'Other Item': A mirror
OOH Sailor!!
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Old 11th December 2007, 12:48 AM
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OOH Sailor!!
I actually laughed out loud at the choice of bird.
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Old 11th December 2007, 12:55 AM
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DRINK: Bockles of 1982 Barolo.
FOOD: Roast Lamb, mint sauce an' all the veggies.
BIRD: A young Madeleine Stowe.
MATE: Bruce Parry ('Tribe' bloke)
FILM: Withnail & I
TV Boxset: The Wire, Season 3
CD: Love, Forever Changes
'Other Item': Unending sketch book & pencil.
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Old 11th December 2007, 12:57 AM
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DRINK: Stella
FOOD: Donna kebab, garlic sauce & salad
BIRD: Kirsty Gallagher
MATE: Lee Evans
FILM: Gothic Filth Porno
TV Boxset: The Simpsons
CD: Gatecrasher Classics
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DRINK: Stella
FOOD: home made chicken pot pie
BIRD: Ally Landry
MATE: George Carlin
FILM: Top Gun
TV Boxset: Simpsons
CD: Dave Matthews Band- Best of Whats Around Vol. 1
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Old 11th December 2007, 01:33 AM
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DRINK: Water. Dehydration for the lose.
FOOD: I'd probably want steak. Mmmm.
BIRD: Someone young, fit, and intelligent/interesting. Don't need a celeb.
MATE: My amigo Kyle... He'll undoubtably bring the vodka.
FILM: Tough call... I'd pick one of my favs at random.
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Heineken.
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