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Old 10th December 2007, 04:26 PM
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Fart Dissipation Time
I seem to have an exceptionally long fart dissipation time (FDT), i.e when I guff I can still be sitting in that motherfucker as much as 1-2 minutes 'after the fact'

Wheras I've got mates who'll let off a hurting bomb, and then five seconds later it's gone.

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Old 10th December 2007, 04:36 PM
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Re: Fart Dissipation Time
Mine Linger.

So much so that I have been likened to the Charlie Brown character "Pigpen", the one who is eternally followed by a cloud of who knows what.

Good job I have two small boys at home to blame it one.
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Old 10th December 2007, 04:38 PM
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Re: Fart Dissipation Time
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Mine Linger.

So much so that I have been likened to the Charlie Brown character "Pigpen", the one who is eternally followed by a cloud of who knows what.

Good job I have two small boys at home to blame it one.
Did you buy them specifically for that purpose?
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Old 10th December 2007, 04:39 PM
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Re: Fart Dissipation Time
It's all in the surroundings. Thick clothing retains the stench for ages, whereas a short-wearing air biscuit emitter can fight off the nasal stench in seconds- particularly on a windy day.
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Old 10th December 2007, 04:44 PM
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Re: Fart Dissipation Time
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Did you buy them specifically for that purpose?
If only...

The youngest though can produce smells of such magnitude Its only a matter of time before he sets off the smoke alarms.
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Old 10th December 2007, 05:22 PM
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Re: Fart Dissipation Time
I've been known to drop some nasty lingering ones after a heavy night of drinking ... or curry.

Usually my FDT is pretty quick.
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Re: Fart Dissipation Time
Mine can linger. Worse of all is when you drop one in the car, get out of the car, go back ten minutes later to be met by the smell of your own fart. You see it's lost the appeal of being your own fart by then. There's probably some hormone causes that appeal.
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It's always the cabbagey ones that hug you.
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Re: Fart Dissipation Time
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It's always the cabbagey ones that hug you.
How can something actually smell wet? I have a penchant for wet cabbage farts...
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:19 PM
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Old 10th December 2007, 09:29 PM
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Re: Fart Dissipation Time
I usually drop a stinker when I need a shite other than that they go quite quickly.
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