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When AC Slatering goes wrong
From the BBC:
Man's four days trapped in toilet
A man spent four days trapped in a toilet after the door handle broke.
David Leggat, 55, was unable to raise the alarm after becoming stuck in the toilets at Kittybrewster and Woodside Bowling Club in Aberdeen. He had been unable to get dressed again in time after an AC Slater.
Mr Leggat had no mobile phone or food, and used tap water for refreshment and for heat.
He was only released when cleaner Cathy Scollay arrived and heard his cries for help. She told BBC Scotland: "He said 'I have been locked in for four days'."
Mrs Scollay added: "I went in to work as normal and a voice shouted out. I could not take it in.
"The handle had broken. He was a bit shaky, and was as white as a sheet."
Mr Leggat was said to be none the worse, despite his ordeal.
(I might have added a sentence).
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10th December 2007, 03:41 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
haha, dumb shit!
That's got the makings of a French black and white film though I reckon (in real time)
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Ay Frencheh, come ere while a knee ya in bollocks!
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10th December 2007, 03:50 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
Mrs Scollay added: "I went in to work as normal and a voice shouted out. I could not take it in.
"The handle had broken. He was a bit shaky, and was as white as a sheet. And there were arse dents at the front of the seat!!
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10th December 2007, 04:09 PM
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At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
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10th December 2007, 04:11 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
Check out that totally ill dude in the top photo pulling off a mean "Hawking Slater".
Phat.
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10th December 2007, 04:13 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
Originally Posted by Tom R
Check out that totally ill dude in the top photo pulling off a mean "Hawking Slater".
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That is a custom made slaterbog. Cost a fortune.
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Originally Posted by Bill Shankly
At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
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10th December 2007, 04:27 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
Originally Posted by RedinSweden
That is a custom made slaterbog. Cost a fortune.
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Whatever it cost was a bargain, my friend.
I'm still practising my runs on a standard Armitage Shanks (available from Wickes from £179.99).
It's embarassing when I go round to other people's houses and see the wonderful apparatus such as this.
Don't get me wrong, I still compete with the best at the sport, but I definitely feel at a disadvantage when you see that their is kit like this on the market. It's just not a level pooing field anymore and it makes me feel like Rocky in Rocky IV, training with logs (no pun intended) whilst the competition have tall Russian women and all the high-tech equipment.
It's all just so unfair.
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10th December 2007, 04:32 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
Originally Posted by Tom R
Whatever it cost was a bargain, my friend.
I'm still practising my runs on a standard Armitage Shanks (available from Wickes from £179.99).
It's embarassing when I go round to other people's houses and see the wonderful apparatus such as this.
Don't get me wrong, I still compete with the best at the sport, but I definitely feel at a disadvantage when you see that their is kit like this on the market. It's just not a level pooing field anymore and it makes me feel like Rocky in Rocky IV, training with logs (no pun intended) whilst the competition have tall Russian women and all the high-tech equipment.
It's all just so unfair.
What piece of kit are you running these days, dude?
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I have a man in Switzerland who handcrafts my bog. The stats I am getting have been phenomenal. There is talk that the International ACSlatering Board are going to ban it, until then I'm all good.
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At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
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10th December 2007, 04:45 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
Originally Posted by RedinSweden
I have a man in Switzerland who handcrafts my bog. The stats I am getting have been phenomenal. There is talk that the International ACSlatering Board are going to ban it, until then I'm all good.
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Gawdamn AC Slatering Board! Don't hate the player, hate the game!
They're always against those who are trying to be progressive and inventive.
Did anyone ban Fosbury using his Flop at high jump?
Hell no! Because he took the sport to the next level, that's why!
Those suits at the ACSB are just holding back the sport man. Times move on, why can't they just accept that?
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10th December 2007, 05:16 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
Originally Posted by Tom R
Gawdamn AC Slatering Board! Don't hate the player, hate the game!
They're always against those who are trying to be progressive and inventive.
Did anyone ban Fosbury using his Flop at high jump?
Hell no! Because he took the sport to the next level, that's why!
Those suits at the ACSB are just holding back the sport man. Times move on, why can't they just accept that?
If they don't sort themselves out then I geunuinly fear that AC Slatering will ever make the X Games.
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And we know where that will end. Street slatering.
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Originally Posted by Bill Shankly
At a football club, there’s a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don’t come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques
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10th December 2007, 05:19 PM
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Re: When AC Slatering goes wrong
Someone's trying to stop it all:
Cleverly hiding the true position you'll notice.
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