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Old 26th November 2007, 05:04 AM
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Favourite Star Wars lines...

As often in times of duress, when sleep seems a distant possibility, I turn to Star Wars. When I broke up with my last girlfriend, I got off the plane, got home, picked up my 6 Star Wars DVDs and headed straight to Shrewsbury. I got into my own bed, started with TPM and didn't move until the end of Jedi.

So all this Rafa nonsense caused me to revert to Jedi again tonight. I realised that my favourite line in the whole saga has to be The Emperor's:

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

That's one hell of a delivery. Pure Evil.
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

"The force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet."
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Old 26th November 2007, 07:08 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

"Do, or do not. There is no try"

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Old 26th November 2007, 10:20 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

I always liked the line after Han was tortured in Empire

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Old 26th November 2007, 10:53 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

"Fuck me Big boy"
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Old 26th November 2007, 10:58 AM
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:10 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

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"Fuck me Big boy"
I take it you watched the films with your "uncle".......
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:18 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

Top 30 from episode IV
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:20 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

Does the 'powering up the DeathStar' noise count as a line?
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:22 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

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I take it you watched the films with your "uncle".......
You've got an uncle Ronnie too?

Nah, I taped over my Star Wars with old episodes of Eurotrash and loads of 5 minutes freeviews of the Adult Channel
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:28 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

I'm also a big fan of "Do or do not. There is no try." (I use it at work quite a bit). However, I think Han's "I know" to Leia tops it.
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:30 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

I like Han's 'Hey - it's me' like from Return of the Jedi. Or 'No time to discuss this in commitee' from Empire
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:34 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

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I like Han's 'Hey - it's me' like from Return of the Jedi. Or 'No time to discuss this in commitee' from Empire
Yeah, that does rule. "I'm not a committee!"
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:38 AM
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"RAAARRRRGGGHHH"- Chewbacca.
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Old 26th November 2007, 11:45 AM
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Re: Favourite Star Wars lines...

ESB is my favourite, my favourite line is "we have spotted Imperial walkers on the bridge" leading to my favourite scene and battle.



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