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Old 24th November 2007, 02:48 AM
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Women are fucking shit.
Been out Christmas shopping, so missed Ladies Day on the GF.

I mean, let's be honest about this, women truly are a bit fucking shit. If they weren't good for emptying your load into, can you hand on heart say you would even fucking talk to one? I know I wouldn't. Why would you..?

Which bag/shoes goes with these bag/shoes? Oh, do fuck off.
Why are men so selfish in bed? Shut the fuck up.
Why do men always talk about *ball? Just shut the fuck up.
Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I know nothing about *ball/porn/driving a car! Yes it does, so shut the fuck up.
We're just as good as... NO, you're not, so please, just do yourself a favour and shut the fuck up.

Why do women have mouths?

Seriously, though, why? We should have a poll. Don't tell me it's for blow jobs. If that was true, it would have been far easier for nature just to attach their lungs to their cunts.

Women? Pfft..don't make me laugh.
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Old 24th November 2007, 03:55 AM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
Emlyn noos, im with you brother. A total fuckin waste of good oxygen.

One thing, there is nothing worse than a pissed woman. I defy anyone to prove me wrong
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Old 24th November 2007, 08:38 AM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
Ha, ha! Fuckin' Noos.
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Old 24th November 2007, 09:14 AM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men like then so much; 6% liked the feeling, 4% liked the excitement and 90% just appreciate the fucking silience.
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Old 24th November 2007, 09:54 AM
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Old 24th November 2007, 09:55 AM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos View Post
Been out Christmas shopping, so missed Ladies Day on the GF.

I mean, let's be honest about this, women truly are a bit fucking shit. If they weren't good for emptying your load into, can you hand on heart say you would even fucking talk to one? I know I wouldn't. Why would you..?

Which bag/shoes goes with these bag/shoes? Oh, do fuck off.
Why are men so selfish in bed? Shut the fuck up.
Why do men always talk about *ball? Just shut the fuck up.
Just because I'm a woman doesn't mean I know nothing about *ball/porn/driving a car! Yes it does, so shut the fuck up.
We're just as good as... NO, you're not, so please, just do yourself a favour and shut the fuck up.

Why do women have mouths?

Seriously, though, why? We should have a poll. Don't tell me it's for blow jobs. If that was true, it would have been far easier for nature just to attach their lungs to their cunts.

Women? Pfft..don't make me laugh.
Good stuff as always Noos.
Ijust wonder who'll come a knockin on your door first
1.The comedy channel
2. The men in white coats or
3. That rather attractive filly who ran the show yesterday

If your not lying down after all the exertion could you give us a
hint as to which of the above you would prefer.
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Old 24th November 2007, 10:06 AM
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Old 24th November 2007, 01:07 PM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
Originally Posted by drewy View Post
In a recent survey into blow jobs and why men like then so much; 6% liked the feeling, 4% liked the excitement and 90% just appreciate the fucking silience.
Ain't that the truth... Have you ever had a girl stop every minute or so to 'talk' to you? STFU! That dick isn't going to suck itself!
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Old 24th November 2007, 02:07 PM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
Ooohh ain't we being a Bitch..... The only things you blokes are useful for are mowing the lawn & put out the rubbish.......oh & hogging the remote!!!!
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Old 24th November 2007, 04:49 PM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
*Imagines a vision of the World being run by women*

Bloke1: "Erm, any idea why the whole country is falling apart and nobody is doing anything about it?"
Bloke2: "Aparently all their rag week's have synched, the massive freaks, and they've said they aren't coming out until we've thrown a big scary spider away (but don't kill it though...why did you have to kill it?)"
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Old 24th November 2007, 04:51 PM
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Old 24th November 2007, 05:45 PM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
Too little too late Elmyn. The suspicion was that you sat out ladie's day becuse you were scared of them....
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Old 24th November 2007, 06:53 PM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
Women are ace, I love them.
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
I would like to retract the above statement.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 06:36 PM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
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Women are ace, I love them.
I would like to echo the above statement.

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I would like to retract the above statement.
Ah.

Well have a great weekend anyway.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 07:06 PM
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Re: Women are fucking shit.
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Why would that make you want to stop stealing bandwidth ffs? Presumably the destination site is public sector then?
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