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Old 23rd November 2007, 10:09 PM
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Have I got news for you..

..Ann Widdecombe is fucking mental.
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Old 23rd November 2007, 10:12 PM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

wall to wall cunts tonight. Widdecombe, Carr and Alex James.
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Old 23rd November 2007, 10:38 PM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

Originally Posted by Mendoza View Post
wall to wall cunts tonight. Widdecombe, Carr and Alex James.
Alan or Jimmy?

Having said that, it matters not. They're both unfunny cunts.
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Old 23rd November 2007, 11:16 PM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

It was Jimmy Carr and he is not an "unfunny cunt". He is hilarious.

When is the repeat as I only caught the last 5 minutes?
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Old 23rd November 2007, 11:19 PM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

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It was Jimmy Carr and he is not an "unfunny cunt". He is hilarious.

When is the repeat as I only caught the last 5 minutes?
opinions vary. a lot of people think Lee Evans is funny.
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Old 23rd November 2007, 11:31 PM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

I think he is funny too.
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I think he is funny too.
I'm with you there.
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Old 24th November 2007, 12:00 AM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

he's a gurning little cunt.
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Old 24th November 2007, 12:01 AM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

"Deadpan" comedy is "dead shit" Paul Merton and Jimmy Carr, classic examples.
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Old 24th November 2007, 12:03 AM
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He's hilarious, I love him.
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Old 24th November 2007, 12:42 PM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

Jimmy Carr was hilarious on it last night. First time I've found him funny.
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Re: Have I got news for you..

Paul Merton is quality.
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Old 24th November 2007, 12:46 PM
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Re: Have I got news for you..

Agree - not normally my cup of tea, but thought he was really sharp last night.

Also, anyone else notice how Paul Merton really looked like he loathed Widdecombe?

Not that I blame him...

EDIT: sorry, that reply was meant for Philly. Although Merton was good too.
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Old 24th November 2007, 12:52 PM
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Merton is always good, and has been good for like the entire time the show has been on air. He left it for a year too when he thought it was getting a bit shit.
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Re: Have I got news for you..

Jimmy Carr was quality last night and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Merton makes me laugh every week.
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Jimmy Carr is unfunny... deadpan comedy should be left to Jack Dee & Paul Merton
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