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Old 28th October 2007, 01:22 PM
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Went to Liverpool last night for my birthday thing and we went there first and I have to say what a fucking lapdancing club!

Anyone else been before?

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Old 28th October 2007, 01:25 PM
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Re: Aphrodites
SKI is a regular turn there.
each Tuesday is 'chicks with cellulite night'....she gets untold fivers stuffed into her granny pants.
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Old 28th October 2007, 02:17 PM
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Re: Aphrodites
Yeah, can't stand the stripper places in town now, I find it vey hard not to touch after me and my mates went to Prague and Warsaw.

Went in there one night after playing footy at the Pitz, still in all my sweaty footy gear, one of the dancers confiscated my footy boots off me and put them behind the bar saying I couldn't have them back until I paid her for a dance. Very Random.
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Old 28th October 2007, 02:30 PM
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Re: Aphrodites
I've only ever been to that X and the City gaff.


First time I went for my 22nd and it was ace, had a dance and a kiss off some stunning Oriental scouse bird

Been back since and it's an absolute shit-tip now, full of psychotic 17-year-old lads and the women look like boots.
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Old 28th October 2007, 02:34 PM
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Re: Aphrodites
Went to one by the Lisbon a few weeks ago, to quote Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse "They sweep up the eyeballs at closing time". It was full of scallys and coked up boots. And no, it wasn't the male stripper place.

Angels is ok, a few decent looking women are there but always packed with fellas who've never seen naked birds, ever.
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Old 28th October 2007, 02:37 PM
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Re: Aphrodites
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Been back since and it's an absolute shit-tip now, full of psychotic 17-year-old lads and the women look like boots.
Ah...must've been a Tuesday night then.
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Old 28th October 2007, 03:06 PM
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Re: Aphrodites
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SKI is a regular turn there.
each Tuesday is 'chicks with cellulite night'....she gets untold fivers stuffed into her granny pants.
Believe me, if I still had it I'd be there, raking those fivers into my panty girdle. These days I'd be more suited to playing the ukulele at the Legion, singing Vera Lynn songs.
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Old 29th October 2007, 10:08 AM
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Re: Aphrodites
Christ how many titty bars does one city need? I imagine they are the same everywhere. Loads of silicon, coked up birds dancing for a load of coked up lads.
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Old 29th October 2007, 10:54 AM
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Re: Aphrodites
I just don't get lapdancing bars. What's the point in having someone waft a bacon buttie under your nose if you can't eat it?
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Old 29th October 2007, 10:56 AM
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Re: Aphrodites
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I just don't get lapdancing bars. What's the point in having someone waft a bacon buttie under your nose if you can't eat it?
I'd imagine in many places you can.
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Old 29th October 2007, 11:04 AM
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I'd imagine in many places you can.
I always thought it was a no-touch sort of thing going on?
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Old 29th October 2007, 11:07 AM
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Re: Aphrodites
How cheap are titty bars in Liverpool? In London you have to pay 20 nicker for as Noos so accurately puts it "someone to waft a bacon sandwich under your nose that you can't eat."

God, I really would like a bacon sandwich now.
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Old 29th October 2007, 12:15 PM
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How cheap are titty bars in Liverpool? In London you have to pay 20 nicker for as Noos so accurately puts it "someone to waft a bacon sandwich under your nose that you can't eat."

God, I really would like a bacon sandwich now.
Went to one in Cambridge in the summer - tenner to get in and twenty for a dance, it was fucking shite too.
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Re: Aphrodites
[quote=Doctor Troy;866350]Went to one by the Lisbon a few weeks ago, to quote Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse "They sweep up the eyeballs at closing time". It was full of scallys and coked up boots. And no, it wasn't the male stripper place. QUOTE]

haha thats Sugar, some terrible birds in there.You should be payin them to keep their kit on
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Old 29th October 2007, 05:50 PM
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Theres a ton of these clubs in Leeds now. Whilst I have been into a few of them I have not partaken in any private dances (for obvious reasons) - what I will say is that some of the girls are stunning, some are real old boots and the price of drinks is unfuckingbelievable!
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Old 29th October 2007, 05:52 PM
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Know-ones been to Aphrodites then?
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Re: Aphrodites
Only ever been to the Pen & Wig myself. Is that Aphrodites downstairs?
Was dying for a munch of the bacon buttie though when there. Very surreal is best way of describing these places. Tits and ass in your face while you sit there with your hands on your knees . . . . . . v strange expereince.
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Re: Aphrodites
Not for me Id take a beamer and just be far far to embaressed.
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