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Old 28th October 2007, 12:44 PM
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"Riding your bike".

I'm pretty sure this isn't what "riding your bike" means...

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Re: "Riding your bike".

What a man and his mount do behind closed doors is up to him I suppose. Although he sounds a bit...
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Re: "Riding your bike".

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What a man and his mount do behind closed doors is up to him I suppose. Although he sounds a bit...
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Re: "Riding your bike".

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Re: "Riding your bike".

I know I can be a tad naive sometimes, but how the hell could you? I mean, where would you stick it??

On a more serious note, I think sticking him on the sex offenders list is a bit harsh. He was in the privacy of his hotel room, and wasn't hurting anyone. It's no different from using any other type of sex aid when it boils down to it.
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Re: "Riding your bike".

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I know I can be a tad naive sometimes, but how the hell could you? I mean, where would you stick it??

On a more serious note, I think sticking him on the sex offenders list is a bit harsh. He was in the privacy of his hotel room, and wasn't hurting anyone. It's no different from using any other type of sex aid when it boils down to it.
Apparently he was put on the sex offenders register to protect other bikes.

Rumour has it he was looking to buy a tandem so he could have a threesome.
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Re: "Riding your bike".

To be fair, the bike was barely out of stabilisers; yes, it had a flashy paint job that made it look older, and the mudflaps were a bit low, but to say that the bike was asking for it due to provocative rattling of the spokey-dokeys is just wrong.

About 10/12 years ago I used to have a bike named the "Kona Sex Too" (trust me, don't try doing an image search for it). Perhaps the chap got confused.
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Re: "Riding your bike".

Did he get charged with speedophilia?
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Did he get charged with speedophilia?
Apparently he was framed.
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Re: "Riding your bike".

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Apparently he was framed.
I'm sure he SPOKE out in his defence though.

He is now SADDLED with this for the rest of his life.
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Re: "Riding your bike".

Originally Posted by madstock View Post
To be fair, the bike was barely out of stabilisers; yes, it had a flashy paint job that made it look older, and the mudflaps were a bit low, but to say that the bike was asking for it due to provocative rattling of the spokey-dokeys is just wrong.

About 10/12 years ago I used to have a bike named the "Kona Sex Too" (trust me, don't try doing an image search for it). Perhaps the chap got confused.
You haven't got over her have you - would you ride her again if she begged to come back even though she now had gears like a clowns unicycle ?
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