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Old 13th October 2007, 12:07 AM
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Shaking the dew off the leaf
In relation to underkeckers: skiddies are well and good, but what about piss stains?

I've got them all over cos my piss hags about. I alway have adrop or two I can't shake off.

So, I've taken to taking toilet paper and drying the top of my know. Works a treat. Am I well?
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Old 13th October 2007, 12:11 AM
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You are a girl.
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Old 13th October 2007, 12:14 AM
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I bet you talc it too.
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Re: Shaking the dew off the leaf
Nothing worse than walking away and then feeling a little extra moistness in the kecks. No matter how hard you shake, your knob always has that little bit extra.
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Get your prostate checked, John.
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Re: Shaking the dew off the leaf
A bit of dribble isn't the end of the world unless you have got your cream chinos on in which case its not a particularly attractive look.

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Re: Shaking the dew off the leaf
Originally Posted by johnb View Post
In relation to underkeckers: skiddies are well and good, but what about piss stains?

I've got them all over cos my piss hags about. I alway have adrop or two I can't shake off.

So, I've taken to taking toilet paper and drying the top of my know. Works a treat. Am I well?
Do you keep scented tissues in your manbag for the purpose.
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Re: Shaking the dew off the leaf
Dear Johnb.

Just stick your lad under the hand dryer. This will get rid of those few last dribbles and will also make you slightly aroused.

Your pal.

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