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Old 12th October 2007, 04:23 PM
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Biggest lie in an advert
Can you beat that one for Heat magazine I think - 'The higher the intelligence, the greater the need for Gossip'

Perhaps it's 'Hi - I'm Barry Scott' or 'Redbull gives you wings'.
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Old 12th October 2007, 04:26 PM
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
"Hi, I'm Nadine Baggott, beauty expert."

Clearly you're not. If you were, you'd have done something about that face.
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Old 12th October 2007, 04:28 PM
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
Easy, Lynx: Wear more, get more.

Lynx is the most toxic shite ever, if anyone got anything other than toxic shock wearing that shite Id be amazed.
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Old 12th October 2007, 04:28 PM
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
You're worth it.
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Old 12th October 2007, 04:32 PM
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
Anyone ever seen a film called crazy people with Dudley Moore in?

He works for an advertising firm and comes up with a concept called 'honest advertising'

He has things like 'Jaguar - for men who want hand-jobs from women they don't know'

And: 'Slimfast, for people who are tired of sweating on relatively cool days'

There's one later in the film as well, where they 'secretly film' some tall lankey white lab technicians trying to build a circuit board and fucking it up, witha voiceover from the head of Sony: "Caucassians are tall and gangley, where as we Japanese are short and our eyes are closer to the electronic components - Sony, because caucasians are just too damn tall."

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Old 12th October 2007, 04:35 PM
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This [insert name here] cough medicine will stop your throat feeling sore etc.

None of the shit works.
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Old 12th October 2007, 05:04 PM
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
The car in front is a toyota. Clearly a lie.
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Old 12th October 2007, 05:30 PM
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
Playstation 3 - Experience Life (or similar). Mmmm experience your living room with curtains closed, no friends and excessive RSI more like.
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
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Anyone ever seen a film called crazy people with Dudley Moore in?
I've seen that.

Volvo: they're boxy, but they're good.
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
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Playstation 3 - Experience Life (or similar). Mmmm experience your living room with curtains closed, no friends and excessive RSI more like.
But that is my life.

Currys: Always lowering prices. Eh?
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Old 12th October 2007, 06:12 PM
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
Originally Posted by Section_31 View Post
Anyone ever seen a film called crazy people with Dudley Moore in?

He works for an advertising firm and comes up with a concept called 'honest advertising'

He has things like 'Jaguar - for men who want hand-jobs from women they don't know'

And: 'Slimfast, for people who are tired of sweating on relatively cool days'

There's one later in the film as well, where they 'secretly film' some tall lankey white lab technicians trying to build a circuit board and fucking it up, witha voiceover from the head of Sony: "Caucassians are tall and gangley, where as we Japanese are short and our eyes are closer to the electronic components - Sony, because caucasians are just too damn tall."
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I've seen that.

Volvo: they're boxy, but they're good.

Hahaha

Remember that. Daryl Hannah was in it too.


Mmmmm Daryl Hannah.




Mmmmmm Fish

What were we talking about?
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Old 12th October 2007, 10:00 PM
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
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I've seen that.

Volvo: they're boxy, but they're good.
There's a boss UPS one too where a delivery van is screeching around New York at speed, knocking cyclists off their bikes, crashing into cars and running people over.

Someone shouts 'Hey what the hell are you doin?'

And the driver says: 'Screw you buddy - I got a package to deliver'

"UPS, we screw them - to get your package there on time"

I'm being serious here, but this kind of advertising would work on me!
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Old 12th October 2007, 10:15 PM
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Just for Men Beard darkener

"women will never know"

What judy worth her salt is going to look twice at a tit with a beard
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Old 12th October 2007, 11:36 PM
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Anything by Carlsberg. Probably.
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Re: Biggest lie in an advert
The Daily Express: The World's greatest newspaper.

That is surely the biggest of the lot. I don't even know where to start with it.
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