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Old 27th September 2007, 12:14 AM
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Eyes or knob?
In response to Kurt's question...

A Japanese WWII officer (for the sake of arguement - Sergeant Foo) is about to swipe one or the other off you in a macabre torture setting, then send you on your way with no hard feelings (perhaps literally).

Do you lose both eyes or your littleman?

They can have my knob - at least I can still watch the footy and The Shield.
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Old 27th September 2007, 12:23 AM
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Re: Eyes or knob?
The old chopper would have to go first.
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Old 27th September 2007, 12:25 AM
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Re: Eyes or knob?
I just can't see how I could let them cut my knob off.
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Old 27th September 2007, 12:35 AM
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Re: Eyes or knob?
I'd say my nob, then when he bends down to cut it off I'll knee him in the face, steal his gun and break out.
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Old 27th September 2007, 03:05 AM
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Re: Eyes or knob?
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I just can't see how I could let them cut my knob off.
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Old 27th September 2007, 10:30 AM
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Re: Eyes or knob?
Eyes. At least you can still get sympathy shags with your 'war' story.
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Re: Eyes or knob?
You know that bit in True Lies where Arnie has been injected with the truth serum. That's exactly what I would do in that situation.
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