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Old 9th May 2007, 06:16 PM
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I blame women
The splendidly outspoken Sir Patrick Moore is quoted today as saying that reason TV is so bad today is because the BBC is run by women.

He describes female newsreaders as "these jokey women", and reckons that thanks to birds we have to suffer "soap operas, cooking, quizzes and kitchen sink plays". He goes on to say he would rather be dead in a ditch than appear on big brother, and he compares Eastenders to diarrhoea.

I think he has some very valid points there.

What else can we blame women for?
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Old 9th May 2007, 06:18 PM
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Re: I blame women
Well women are to blame for tv. And, correct me if I am wrong, but tv is to blame for everything else. So using basic arithmetic, I think that means women are to blame for eveything.
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Old 9th May 2007, 06:19 PM
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Re: I blame women
It's hard to argue with anything he says there.

I used to love him on 'Gamesmaster'.

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Old 9th May 2007, 06:50 PM
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Re: I blame women
Women are great. In their place.

And that's the problem.
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Old 9th May 2007, 06:52 PM
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Re: I blame women
Women are like a good garden. Every now and then you need to give them a good digging.
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Old 9th May 2007, 07:04 PM
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Re: I blame women
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It's hard to argue with anything he says there.

I used to love him on 'Gamesmaster'.

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Legendary show.

Most TV is geared toward women, Heartbeat, The Royal, Where the Heart Is, Soap Operas, Bad Girls, Footballers Wives, etc etc.

Women on the whole don't like wildlife and current affairs programs because they don't understand them, thats been medically proven.
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Old 9th May 2007, 07:43 PM
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Re: I blame women
At least programmes like Heartbeat, The Royal and so on have one good use.

They stop the women from speaking for almost an hour at a time.
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Old 9th May 2007, 09:05 PM
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Re: I blame women
Herpes.
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Old 9th May 2007, 09:18 PM
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Re: I blame women
Once met Patrick Moore checking into a hotel I was staying at in Bradford whilst I was working away, he had a woman helping him round then, wasn't too good on his feet like. Don't think he would of got on to well that day without a woman.
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Old 9th May 2007, 09:39 PM
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Re: I blame women
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Once met Patrick Moore checking into a hotel I was staying at in Bradford whilst I was working away, he had a woman helping him round then, wasn't too good on his feet like. Don't think he would of got on to well that day without a woman.
He wouldn't have been as knackered if he hadn't relied on her sense of direction to get them to the hotel. They'd probably set off three days earlier for the 2-hour-journey.
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He wouldn't have been as knackered if he hadn't relied on her sense of direction to get them to the hotel. They'd probably set off three days earlier for the 2-hour-journey.
Your probably right, but he did tell her to use the stars to find the way...

Hate to say it, my bird in general makes less driving fuck ups than I do...
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Re: I blame women
Global warming. Hairspray and stuff like that.
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Old 9th May 2007, 10:35 PM
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Re: I blame women
Women are great, I've had my Dinner made for me tonight, a few cups of cha and I might get some action later, so cheer up you miserable sods

but on the other hand I can usually blame them for most ills in the world and mostly driving annoys me.

95% (well probably)of road accidents are caused by women because of their tremendous ability for "multi tasking". They are not unsually in the fucking pile up, but caused it by putting on lipstick on while chatting to Tanya about heat magazine, while texting the mother over some mundane query and changing over the CD to the Sissor Sisters.

Still my mum was great and didn't drive so I couldn't hold that against her.
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A woman is the reason I end up watching "Joey" on a Sunday evening. Bah.
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Old 10th May 2007, 01:13 PM
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Re: I blame women
Women are shit, and that's the truth.

If they didn't have tits and fannies I wouldn't even talk to them.
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Re: I blame women
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Women are shit, and that's the truth.

If they didn't have tits and fannies I wouldn't even talk to them.
Thats cool, I like them best when they're in bondage films and get whipped within an inch of their sorry~arsed lives.
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Don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
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