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Old 25th March 2007, 01:16 PM
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Christina Aguilera

Why do I badly fancy her? I know she's a bint who can't walk in a straight line to save her life, but everytime I see her I wanna sex her up, big time!!
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Old 25th March 2007, 01:18 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

accompany the post with a piccy if you would

of course i know who she is, and yeah, id love to fuck her slaggy brains out, but do the right thing and post a piccy
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Old 25th March 2007, 01:23 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

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Old 25th March 2007, 03:34 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

Defo, she should be in blue.
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Old 25th March 2007, 04:03 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

shes moved on from that dirty cow image, now she is pretending it's the 30's.
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Old 25th March 2007, 04:22 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

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Why do I badly fancy her?
Because she's fucking hot?
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Old 25th March 2007, 05:13 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

I'd let my standards slip I reckon...

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Old 25th March 2007, 05:17 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

News just in: Women are fit!
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Hmm, not sure...


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She's filth. Pure filth.
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Old 26th March 2007, 12:49 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

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Because she's fucking hot?
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Re: Christina Aguilera

Originally Posted by AlonsosWig View Post
Why do I badly fancy her? I know she's a bint who can't walk in a straight line to save her life, but everytime I see her I wanna sex her up, big time!!
Great, read this for the first time in work, and just laughed so hard that I spat coffee all over the PC, as well as having some come out my nose mixed with snot. This has made the lass opposite look at me in a way that anyone would think that I asked to her nut bush city limits.

On the subject in hand Christina would get the TNT's love wand everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.
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Old 26th March 2007, 02:08 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

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Great, read this for the first time in work, and just laughed so hard that I spat coffee all over the PC, as well as having some come out my nose mixed with snot. This has made the lass opposite look at me in a way that anyone would think that I asked to her nut bush city limits.

On the subject in hand Christina would get the TNT's love wand everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.
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Old 26th March 2007, 02:08 PM
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Re: Christina Aguilera

Her father is called Fausto Wagner Xavier Aguilera.

What a great name.
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Old 26th March 2007, 02:09 PM
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Her father is called Fausto Wagner Xavier Aguilera.

What a great name.
Robert Wagner & Abel Xavier's love child?
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Old 26th March 2007, 02:10 PM
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Robert Wagner & Abel Xavier's love child?
I thought everyone knew that.
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Re: Christina Aguilera

I'm not a fan of her to be honest. I find her far too skanky and she annoys the living piss out of me. Her new song is actually quality (see my signature). This famous Youtube Clip sums up Aguilera for me though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9JLFv30uG8
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