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Mind savers
You know what I mean - when you brain goes idle when you are trying to think of something and instead without you knowing it goes into screen saver mode and the same thing pops up until you realise you are thinking it and make a concious effort to think something else....
So theres me here trying to think of memorable theme tunes and this one poem keeps popping into my head - when I was at junior school some comedian scratched this into the school fence and for some reason its something I can always remember -
A mans occupation
is to stick his calculation
up a womans ventillation
to increase the population
of the younger generation
Whats your mind saver today?
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