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Old 21st February 2007, 10:25 AM
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Fell over one of the cat's toys last night and smashed my little toe into the door frame. Abject pain ensued, with me calling the cat all the ginger bastards under the sun. He just sat there grinning at me. It's definitely broken.

My toe is no longer toe shaped, and is all black. Abject pain continues.
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Old 21st February 2007, 10:26 AM
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Re: Broken toe

I laughed. Get well soon. Cat's are gay.
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Old 21st February 2007, 10:49 AM
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Re: Broken toe

I feel your pain brutha. Stubbing your pinkie can be a real trauma.
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Old 21st February 2007, 10:58 AM
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Re: Broken toe

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I laughed. Get well soon. Cat's are gay.
er..yep. my sentiments exactly.

Broken bones aside, cats are bastards.
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Old 21st February 2007, 01:07 PM
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Re: Broken toe

I went through a stage of smashing my little toes on a regular basis. After a few years of doing it every couple of months or so, I started wearing slippers all the time and consciously walking not too close to furniture/doors/potential toe-hurting things
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Old 21st February 2007, 01:09 PM
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Re: Broken toe

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er..yep. my sentiments exactly.

Broken bones aside, cats are bastards.
I would like to add that I didn't laugh at the breaking of the toe, it was the mental picture of him swearing at the cat and the cat scuttling off.
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get on with it pussy
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Old 21st February 2007, 01:26 PM
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Re: Broken toe

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My toe is no longer toe shaped, and is all black. Abject pain continues.
You have my sympathy, as I am forever trying to smash up my right foot on doors/walls/stairs. I would echo the sage advice from above, and invest in a pair of slippers.

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Re: Broken toe

Stubbed toes are nature's way of telling you to lose weight.
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Re: Broken toe

Originally Posted by willrobbo View Post
Fell over one of the cat's toys last night and smashed my little toe into the door frame. Abject pain ensued, with me calling the cat all the ginger bastards under the sun. He just sat there grinning at me. It's definitely broken.

My toe is no longer toe shaped, and is all black. Abject pain continues.
The cat was getting you back for the mustard!
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