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Old 3rd January 2007, 01:38 AM
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Page that will give you rage

What a mecha-cunt:

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Re: Page that will give you rage

If you have sex with a woman you are a rapist.

All women hate sex. Stop looking at me. You are raping me with your eyes. Rapist.

If you get in your car and it won't start on the first try, but you start it and drive anyway, you are a car rapist.

If your hand falls asleep while masturbating you are a rapist.

If you have a penis you are a rapist.

If you take your dog for a walk and it doesn't want to go, you are a dog rapist.

If you beam a human aboard your spaceship and anally probe him, you are a rapist.

If you tie the writer of this website to a bed, beat her and forcefully sodomize her - then call her names and piss on her head, you are a rapist.

If you are reading this, you are a rapist.
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Old 3rd January 2007, 07:17 AM
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Re: Page that will give you rage

I'm confused at first i thought it was a joke then i read the comments and it seemed serious, it doesn't make me angry or not i feel pretty blase reading it it definitely doesn't give me rage.
Just some ugly bitch who could get laid so she became a feminist so she would have a reason why she never gets a man.
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Old 3rd January 2007, 11:00 AM
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Re: Page that will give you rage

If you read her blog it is quite clear that she has serious mental health problems and is a drama queen of the highest order
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Old 3rd January 2007, 12:39 PM
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Re: Page that will give you rage

Clearly a woman in need of some very good sex.
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Re: Page that will give you rage

Originally Posted by Biting Beaver
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
Erm, surely if No1 is that if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her you are a rapist, then logic dictates that in the above scenario the girl is the rapist for taking advantage of you?
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Re: Page that will give you rage

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Erm, surely if No1 is that if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her you are a rapist, then logic dictates that in the above scenario the girl is the rapist for taking advantage of you?
Rapist! Wash your mouth out!
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Re: Page that will give you rage

hehe, some of that is mental. Nagging? Nagging is pathetic, i'm really not convinced though.
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Old 3rd January 2007, 01:53 PM
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Re: Page that will give you rage

Originally Posted by Menatalist
43. If she's a stripper and she says "No" then you're a rapist. Likewise, if she's a stripper and she's been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
Does that mean that

a) if she's a stripper and she doesn't say the word "No" (I don't know, maybe you've gagged her or something);
b) and you avoid the car and take or follow her elsewhere;
or c) she hasn't been rubbing against your dick all night and you follow her to the car;

then presumably having sex with her against her will is ok. I mean, the above scenario under No43 is a pretty specific set of circumstances.
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Re: Page that will give you rage

She missed out the

If you have sex with me under any circumstances you are a rapist and you will be added to my blog history.
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Old 3rd January 2007, 02:27 PM
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Re: Page that will give you rage

The blog is hillarious. Lots of some guy wanted sex from me. I said no. He asked again and tried to persuade me. I gave in and said yes. HE IS A RAPIST!

No love your a fecking nutter. Just say no again and ask him to leave ya dizzy bint
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Oh and she becomes a stripper/escort and she is appalled that men see her as a sexual object when she is stripping for them!

Good grief...I have not the words
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Heh, she is funny. I want to have sex with her.
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Re: Page that will give you rage

If you reply to this thread you are definitely a rapist.
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Re: Page that will give you rage

<sigh> I hate women like this.

This “all men are rapists” stuff is bollox. Rape is wrong and anyone (male or female) should be allowed to say “No” at any point and have their wishes respected. I suspect most of you on here would be pissed off if you’d bought a woman a few drinks and then she gets all coy and sends you home in a taxi but you’d put it down to experience. We should teach women to use a little common sense.

The women in the City who cry sexual harassment every time someone looks at their tits or pinches their bum are an embarrassment and have done the same for the advancement of women as the nutty feminists in the links above. Watch the Discovery Nature channel if your mother really didn’t explain to you that, for reasons of evolution*, men and women have different attitudes towards sex.

And on the stripper thing. Women I’ve met who’ve done stripping in clubs or pole dancing are fully confident in themselves and know what they’re doing. They have every right to choose this way to make a living. If someone’s daft enough to stuff £50 notes into your thong then, hell, let ‘em. Maybe if prostitution was seen in the same way as a legitimate job and legalized then the women would be more protected from the few nutters.

The women’s movement was important once. It got women the vote and thanks to them women generally compete on a fairly level playing field to men today. Now I believe the main thing holding women back is women. We have to stop crying and clinging to our ghettos and realize that we have strengths that can rule the world (or whatever your particular chosen field is). The only thing lacking in most women I speak to is confidence. That’s surely goes back to the way we (women!) bring our women up. No amount of positive discrimination will overcome that.

I guess you wouldn’t expect to find much sympathy for the loony feminist extremists among us women that hang out on a male dominated football forum though.

Sorry to be serious, I just fancied a rant. Probably all wasted on you gays anyhow.


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Re: Page that will give you rage

if you've read all replies in this thread even CAths then you are a gay rapist
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Re: Page that will give you rage

Originally Posted by Cath View Post
<sigh> I hate women like this.

This “all men are rapists” stuff is bollox. Rape is wrong and anyone (male or female) should be allowed to say “No” at any point and have their wishes respected. I suspect most of you on here would be pissed off if you’d bought a woman a few drinks and then she gets all coy and sends you home in a taxi but you’d put it down to experience. We should teach women to use a little common sense.

The women in the City who cry sexual harassment every time someone looks at their tits or pinches their bum are an embarrassment and have done the same for the advancement of women as the nutty feminists in the links above. Watch the Discovery Nature channel if your mother really didn’t explain to you that, for reasons of evolution*, men and women have different attitudes towards sex.

And on the stripper thing. Women I’ve met who’ve done stripping in clubs or pole dancing are fully confident in themselves and know what they’re doing. They have every right to choose this way to make a living. If someone’s daft enough to stuff £50 notes into your thong then, hell, let ‘em. Maybe if prostitution was seen in the same way as a legitimate job and legalized then the women would be more protected from the few nutters.

The women’s movement was important once. It got women the vote and thanks to them women generally compete on a fairly level playing field to men today. Now I believe the main thing holding women back is women. We have to stop crying and clinging to our ghettos and realize that we have strengths that can rule the world (or whatever your particular chosen field is). The only thing lacking in most women I speak to is confidence. That’s surely goes back to the way we (women!) bring our women up. No amount of positive discrimination will overcome that.

I guess you wouldn’t expect to find much sympathy for the loony feminist extremists among us women that hang out on a male dominated football forum though.

Sorry to be serious, I just fancied a rant. Probably all wasted on you gays anyhow.


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Old 3rd January 2007, 03:03 PM
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Re: Page that will give you rage

Actually *sweetheart* prostitution is legal.

Now your a dumb broad so stop trying to talk about intelligent stuff, leave that to the men.

Now get your knickers on and make us a cup of tea


Originally Posted by Cath View Post
<sigh> I hate women like this.

This “all men are rapists” stuff is bollox. Rape is wrong and anyone (male or female) should be allowed to say “No” at any point and have their wishes respected. I suspect most of you on here would be pissed off if you’d bought a woman a few drinks and then she gets all coy and sends you home in a taxi but you’d put it down to experience. We should teach women to use a little common sense.

The women in the City who cry sexual harassment every time someone looks at their tits or pinches their bum are an embarrassment and have done the same for the advancement of women as the nutty feminists in the links above. Watch the Discovery Nature channel if your mother really didn’t explain to you that, for reasons of evolution*, men and women have different attitudes towards sex.

And on the stripper thing. Women I’ve met who’ve done stripping in clubs or pole dancing are fully confident in themselves and know what they’re doing. They have every right to choose this way to make a living. If someone’s daft enough to stuff £50 notes into your thong then, hell, let ‘em. Maybe if prostitution was seen in the same way as a legitimate job and legalized then the women would be more protected from the few nutters.

The women’s movement was important once. It got women the vote and thanks to them women generally compete on a fairly level playing field to men today. Now I believe the main thing holding women