Cafe Sports
Asda
Next
GAME
Next
Sponsored Links
  #1 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:16 PM
Forumite
  
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 244
vCash: 500
TwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well liked
Yanks
What is it with this fuckin country?

I am in NJ for 2 weeks with work. Today, my boredom levels hit a level where it triggers my cuntish belligerent personality (my mum loves me, so fuck off). I felt the need to profess to all in ear shot that America is shit at everything - Europe wins on all fronts.
I don't even like Europe...I have found myself arguing in favour of Germany! In particular German sausages.

The yanks are sticking to their guns that they win on all accounts especially burgers, pizzas, cars!!!, space travel and atom bombs.

My well thought out argument of 'you are having a fuckin laugh sunshine' appear to not be winning them over.

I would therefore like to use this thread to attack America and everything within it's walls. I don't want any balanced opinions here - even if you believe they do have the best burgers - I need an argument against and a catch all insult to drop at the end in case they don't accept the argument.

Example:
American: We have the best Burgers
Me: You are having a fuckin laugh sunshine
American: Sunshine?
Me: We have Burger King
American: You got that from us
Me: Go eat your body weight in doughnuts, cunto.
Reply With Quote
  #2 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:23 PM
CharleyKnight's Avatar
Forumite
  
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Woodchurch...sigh.
Posts: 2,835
vCash: 500
CharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is liked
Re: Yanks
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if that country was any smaller, it would have been invaded by now.
Reply With Quote
  #3 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:27 PM
AVEEZ's Avatar
Hear me Roar....meow
  
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: LEEDS
Posts: 1,871
vCash: 410
AVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by CharleyKnight
I've said it before and I'll say it again, if that country was any smaller, it would have been invaded by now.
I said it before and I'll say it again, If that country was any smaller, it would sink..


Its full of fat 'expert burger making / eating' fucks!
__________________
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity!!
Reply With Quote
  #4 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:28 PM
bri's Avatar
bri √ bri is offline
Rafa's Gold Diggers
  
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: On a Couch
Posts: 7,666
vCash: 500
bri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud ofbri has much to be proud of
Re: Yanks
surely a contender for the most non sensical two posts in the history of the GF.
__________________
www.s2as.com-&-www.session1.com

for all your summer and winter sports needs.
Reply With Quote
  #5 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:30 PM
CharleyKnight's Avatar
Forumite
  
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Woodchurch...sigh.
Posts: 2,835
vCash: 500
CharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is liked
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by bri
surely a contender for the most non sensical two posts in the history of the GF.
Why Confuscious? Pray tell?
Reply With Quote
  #6 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:39 PM
Kopite's Avatar
Kopite √ Kopite is offline
The future is Orange...
  
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Lazytown...
Posts: 15,964
vCash: 500
Kopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the ProclaimersKopite rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by CharleyKnight
Why Confuscious? Pray tell?
Argh shaddup, you had a chance to poke the ginga in Girls Aloud and chose not to.

You are therefore a bonafide gayer.
__________________
Warrior Poet

"Na na na naaa, na na na naaa, hey hey now, Good bye Kyle."
Reply With Quote
  #7 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:45 PM
CharleyKnight's Avatar
Forumite
  
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Woodchurch...sigh.
Posts: 2,835
vCash: 500
CharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is liked
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by Kopite
Argh shaddup, you had a chance to poke the ginga in Girls Aloud and chose not to.

You are therefore a bonafide gayer.
Ah my friend but I had the chance! Beautiful creature like me get it all the time!
Reply With Quote
  #8 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:46 PM
Remmie's Avatar
African Booty Scratcher
  
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Milk & Beans
Posts: 17,044
vCash: 453
Remmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the ProclaimersRemmie rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by TwelveMonkeys
The yanks are sticking to their guns that they win on all accounts especially burgers(invented in Germany), pizzas (Italy), cars(Germany again)!!!, space travel (Russians were there 1st. While America spent $5 million developing a pen that'd work in space, Ruskies used a pencil) and atom bombs(the only country to use them on Civilians are.....).
May I suggest the following insults: Cuntaxe, greasy degenerate burger eating cunt-munter, smelly arrogant mantouching rimlord, Midgetporn watching herring toucher, jizzburgular, twat (pronounced twaaaaa-art so they understand it), fiddykiddling (spoonerisms are way too smart for them) piss stained fister of all things homo etc
__________________
You are not interested in Culture and History of Latvia, you just want to make fuck with Latvian girls.
Reply With Quote
  #9 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:54 PM
CharleyKnight's Avatar
Forumite
  
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Woodchurch...sigh.
Posts: 2,835
vCash: 500
CharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is likedCharleyKnight is liked
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by Remmie
May I suggest the following insults: Cuntaxe, greasy degenerate burger eating cunt-munter, smelly arrogant mantouching rimlord, Midgetporn watching herring toucher, jizzburgular, twat (pronounced twaaaaa-art so they understand it), fiddykiddling (spoonerisms are way too smart for them) piss stained fister of all things homo etc
May I suggest one as well to go with the ever eloquant suggestions by Mr. Remmie...

Vietnam.
Reply With Quote
  #10 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 04:57 PM
AVEEZ's Avatar
Hear me Roar....meow
  
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: LEEDS
Posts: 1,871
vCash: 410
AVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the ProclaimersAVEEZ rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Yanks
Vietnam aside - Could you throw in the Twin Towers - or is that plane offensive???
__________________
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity!!
Reply With Quote
  #11 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 05:07 PM
Forumite
  
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 244
vCash: 500
TwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well liked
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by Remmie
May I suggest the following insults: Cuntaxe, greasy degenerate burger eating cunt-munter, smelly arrogant mantouching rimlord, Midgetporn watching herring toucher, jizzburgular, twat (pronounced twaaaaa-art so they understand it), fiddykiddling (spoonerisms are way too smart for them) piss stained fister of all things homo etc
Would you be at all put out if I merged a couple of your recommended insults, and perhaps changed one slightly.

I was thinking of jizzgurgling fiddykiddler. I think that would wrap up any conversation surrounding who had the best chocolate.
Reply With Quote
  #12 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 05:10 PM
Cath's Avatar
Corporate Whore
  
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sheffield
Posts: 4,657
vCash: 318
Cath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the ProclaimersCath rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by AVEEZ
Vietnam aside - Could you throw in the Twin Towers - or is that plane offensive???
That's quite a good pun for the GF
Reply With Quote
  #13 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 05:25 PM
Forumite
  
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 244
vCash: 500
TwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well liked
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by AVEEZ
Vietnam aside - Could you throw in the Twin Towers - or is that plane offensive???
I don't like using written jokes...I am just gonna wing it.
Reply With Quote
  #14 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 05:26 PM
rondeco's Avatar
rondeco √ rondeco is offline
Not Gay
  
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 4,928
vCash: 500
rondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimersrondeco rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Yanks
Speaking of twin towers, I never heard any 9-11 jokes. Every other disaster yes, but no 9-11 ones. Until aveez, that it. Is there any?
__________________
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

http://irishkopite.blogspot.com/
Reply With Quote
  #15 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 07:16 PM
Stu Monty's Avatar
Ya Basta!
  
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Behind enemy lines; Chorlton
Posts: 24,776
vCash: 499
Stu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the ProclaimersStu Monty rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by rondeco
Speaking of twin towers, I never heard any 9-11 jokes. Every other disaster yes, but no 9-11 ones. Until aveez, that it. Is there any?
You're not allowed to. Those were the rules. You just had to look sad and agree it was the most unjust thing in the history of man.
__________________
"Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire"

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds
Reply With Quote
  #16 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 07:18 PM
Mr Moustache's Avatar
Forumite
  
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 887
vCash: 500
Mr Moustache is an unknown quantity
Re: Yanks
They are making great TV though, that pisses over the shit that the sheep in this country watch.

Rebus versus The Wire? Hmmmm, thats a tough one.
Reply With Quote
  #17 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 07:24 PM
Forumite
  
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 244
vCash: 500
TwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well likedTwelveMonkeys is well liked
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by Mr Moustache
They are making great TV though, that pisses over the shit that the sheep in this country watch.

Rebus versus The Wire? Hmmmm, thats a tough one.
The Office v The Office- An American workplace
BBC News v CNN
The Professionals v Manimal

England wins.
Reply With Quote
  #18 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 07:32 PM
Strontium Dog's Avatar
The New Workout Plan
  
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: You, your friends and my dick
Posts: 7,537
vCash: 106
Strontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the ProclaimersStrontium Dog rules harder than the Proclaimers
Re: Yanks
Originally Posted by Stu Monty
You're not allowed to. Those were the rules. You just had to look sad and agree it was the most unjust thing in the history of man.
I respectfully disagree:

__________________
It's been a week without me and she feel weak without me
She wanna talk it out but ain't nothin' to talk about
Unless she talk about freakin' out, then maybe we can work it out
Reply With Quote
  #19 (permalink)  
Old 19th October 2006, 07:36 PM