Animal Tournie Tag team deathmatch: 2nd Semi

[Remmie]

Meerkat & Sloth Vs Elephant & Rhino

In Belgium

Poll closes Monday morning

[05 Milan]

This is a no-brainer. The sloth will be counting on its claws, but they are no good against the leathery skin of the rhino and the elephant. The meerkat doesn't pose any threat whatsoever, and I'm guessing the noble sloth is pissed off with this draw. He might just be tempted to sleep through the whole fight and let the pathetic meerkat be ripped limb from limb. How fortunate for the badger, qualified by default, that he got the formidable polar bear as a partner.

[Stouffer]

The elephant and rhino are over-confident. Meerkat pokes the rhino in the eyes whilst sloth gives the elephant a good hard kick up the arse. Victory to the underdogs.

[Remmie]

Is there any truth in the bestiality rumour aboot TK421, 05 Milan & a Giant Squid? They seem to have each others backs and vote the same way

[05 Milan]

Originally Posted by Remmie Is there any truth in the bestiality rumour aboot TK421, 05 Milan & a Giant Squid? They seem to have each others backs and vote the same way

I'll give you another: Remmie, a well known badger-supporter, comes up with a draw that sees the badger end up with the mighty polar bear!

[TK421]

Originally Posted by Remmie Is there any truth in the bestiality rumour aboot TK421, 05 Milan & a Giant Squid? They seem to have each others backs and vote the same way

I'm going to present a case for the giant squid and snow leopard later based on scientific principles and sound reasoning but I must say what a pairing. I don't hold out much hope though as this badger campaign is gathering momentum. There's no love in going on here.

[Remmie]

Originally Posted by 05 Milan I'll give you another: Remmie, a well known badger-supporter, comes up with a draw that sees the badger end up with the mighty polar bear!

My boy Peeved Cod was disqualified in the 1st round, as was second fave Limpet. If I wanted to rig it for the Badger then I wouldn't have paired it against the Giant Squid (they both did well in the 1st round) and I wouldn't have come up with the shitty Sloth Meerkat combo and Elephant and Rhino is too obvious if I were to rig. Plus I declared Badger the winner initially, so to say I've shown bias is BS. Get over your Badger obsession and support your own animal.....

[05 Milan]

Originally Posted by Remmie Get over your Badger obsession and support your own animal.....

Get over your "TK and Milan"-obsession! It's perfectly possibly for two grown adults and a giant squid to have the same taste in animals and still just be friends!

[Neil G]

This isn't as one-sided as it might seem at first glance, far from it. Obviously the elephant would knock down the sloth's tree and the rhino would stamp on it or impale it with its horn, but when they turned their attention to the meerkat it would be a different matter. The meerkat would use its spped and agility to avoid them both as they stamped around trying to kill it, occasionally nipping one or other on the leg and further infuriating them, until they collapsed and died from exhaustion. The meerkat is an agile predator, and it takes another agile predator to finish it off, not a lumbering pachyderm.

Meerkat and sloth win.

[kop]

The only way the Meerkat and Sloth can win this is if the Elephant and Rhino gets bored to death. Elephant takes this one away before the Rhino even gets involved. He'll just pick up one of them with his trunk and hit the other one in the head with it. NR, do your thing.

[Remmie]

Originally Posted by kop The only way the Meerkat and Sloth can win this is if the Elephant and Rhino gets bored to death. Elephant takes this one away before the Rhino even gets involved. He'll just pick up one of them with his trunk and hit the other one in the head with it. NR, do your thing.

Unlucky Pedro, NR like my goodself is all aboot the Sloth and Meerkat Massive

[Stu Monty]

I bet the sloth and meerkat will win. it seems that the more pointless and toothless you are in this tournament the further you progress. The ability to get into space/fire a gun with your opposable thumbs/sign multi-million pound promotion deals with PG means nothing.

[Stouffer]

As it would happen.

[Remmie]

Exactly as I visioned it

[kop]

As much as I love your take on things NR, that just won't happend.

[Remmie]

Holy bump batman