This animal tournament debacle

Remmie · #1 (**permalink**) 18th October 2006, 11:51 PM

Squid V Badger etc

Right it's gone totally fucked, splitting the GF and eventually going to cause controvesy whatever I do. I have pandered (pun intended) to both sides declaring each animal the winner and let whinging and whining influence me far too much. And I'm going to do it 1 last time. Then, I will rule with an iron fist (probably). Both Animals go through to the Semi's. That leaves 9 which skews the draw. I am going to randomly re-number each animal. 1 will get a bye to the final. The other 8 will battle it out in 2 ties with tag teams. This will result with 5 animals left. They will have a free for all in the final, last Animal alive wins.

So I need a draw. First pick a number 1-9 to see which animal gets the bye.

Then I need 4 teams i.e. 6 & 3

Then I need 2 ties.

Someone make the draw before my head implodes

And you can all go funk your bad selves

cochyn · #2 (**permalink**) 19th October 2006, 12:43 AM

Nah man, it's easy: Jib the cow off. It's the proverbial sitting duck.

Anyways, controversy is proof of the validity of the whole tournament.

DJLJ · #3 (**permalink**) 19th October 2006, 01:07 AM

2 versus 3
7 versus 9
1 versus 5
6 versus 4
8 gets the bye...

Alan Sex · #4 (**permalink**) 19th October 2006, 01:50 AM

love the badger!

Remmie · #5 (**permalink**) 19th October 2006, 09:34 AM

OK a couple misconceptions cleared up - Cow is already out, so no cow jibbing, an animal can only be ejected from the tournie by being beaten anyway.

Secondly, thanks for the draw. I probably didn't explain it right (well I did but clearly not concise enough for you 'tards) but there will be tag teams in the Semi, so instead of pitting the 2 animals you have selected against one another, I will pair them up, which means the ties still need to be made.

Here are the teams:

Giant squid & Snow Leopard
Meerkat & Sloth
Elephant & Rhino
Polar bear & Badger
Alligator gets the bye.

These teams have now been given a letter A-D, please make the draw (whoever gets meerkat and Sloth looks likely to cruise to the final)

Stouffer · #6 (**permalink**) 19th October 2006, 10:17 AM

C Vs A
D Vs B

Remmie · #7 (**permalink**) 19th October 2006, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by NorthernRed

C Vs A
D Vs B

It seemed destined for the Badger and Squid to meet again and so it was....

Giant squid & Snow Leopard Vs Polar bear & Badger

Meerkat & Sloth Vs Elephant & Rhino

05 Milan · #8 (**permalink**) 19th October 2006, 10:37 AM

EDIT: Hadn't read the rules properly.