The TLW good lover guide

[Chris_Royle]

So come on, we've all seen glossy magazines in The People or other shite Sunday paper telling us how they can make us better lovers with their pullout (pun intended) Some of us are naturally skilled, but others (like Rash) need help.

Here is a place to post your unusual and extraordinary sex tips, be they for your pleasure or hers. Fuck all this taking it slow foreplay bollocks, I want some useful tips you just don't get in this female orgasm orientated world.

I'll start.

If the bird your're shagging is shite at wanking you off, get her to stand behind you and toss you off. Hence you are blessed with what feels like the soothing familiarity of your own hand, whilst you are free to sip a beer and control the television remote control. There is also the added bonus of not having to actually look at her.

Thank you

[Stouffer]

Stay sober!

[rondeco]

If a woman is uncomfortable watching you wank, do you think: a) She's a prude, b)its understandable, not all women are at ease with sex, or c) she should have sat elsewhere on the bus.