Car has been vandalized

[Section_31]

..this morning, fuming! My wing mirror has been torn off and left on the side of the road, i put it back on but i'm still pi*ssed off.

I think it was the bloke who lives over the road, he moved in with his family about two years ago, his garage backs onto the road where we all parked our cars. Some of us started to get little notes left on our windcreen (sometimes in little polythene bags if it was raining) saying 'please don't park in front of my garage' or 'thanks to you, i was late for my sons football match this morning'

Now, bear in mind we were parking our cars on the opposite side of the raod to his garage, he had a good ten yards to back his fiesta out!

He came over on the bounce and started threatening to bring the council in, to which i said 'yeah go ahead, they'll piss themselves' he then stated 'I've bought my house!' as if that entitled him to both sides of the road! I calmed the situation and said i'd park a bit further up to stop him crying.

Anyway, on the occasion when i have left it there, my car has been damaged - trivial shit like the aerial being snapped or the badge off the boot missing, not enough to get the coppers involved but enough to consider it a lucky escape and park elsewhere.

My mirror got snapped off a couple of months back and left on the roof for me to put back on, last night i was too tired to move it and said to my mother 'if it gets done again i'll know its him'

sure enough...

Anyway, I'm contemplating revenge of some sort, I've never commited a crime in my life, but I feel really pissed off, I'm thinking a catapault strike against the back window of his precious fiesta, but i'm not sure - feels too yobish, he can't be allowed to get away with it again though, what would you do?

[Stouffer]

Dog shit under the garage door handle, always a winner.

[Dirk]

I'd fit a camera, park the car there and film the fucker vandalizing it.

[Section_31]

Originally Posted by You Knows It I'd fit a camera, park the car there and film the fucker vandalizing it.

I'd thought about that, I've got a cam-corder but i've no idea when he's doing it, it could be late at night or in the morning (think he goes to work about six!)

Thats my ideal bit of retribution, getting the coppers involved, i'd have to camp out though!

[Cardie]

Wait till they all go out and burn his house to the ground, It's the only way he'll learn.

[Dirk]

Originally Posted by Section_31 I'd thought about that, I've got a cam-corder but i've no idea when he's doing it, it could be late at night or in the morning (think he goes to work about six!) Thats my ideal bit of retribution, getting the coppers involved, i'd have to camp out though!

You can get cheap CCTV/shitty spy camera things now, fit it to your video, stick it on long play and you'll get six hours of footage.

[Stouffer]

You could buy a proper old banger with a months tax and mot left on it, then park it somewhere fucking dead awkward for him to get out. Then paint "Screw you dickhead" on the side in gloss or something.


Petty moi?

[bri]

Are you hard enough to twat him, if not the other option is to knock over and tell him that you have a camera wired up to your pc which records on a loop 24hrs a day. So therefore if at any time a car is vandalised by anyone it'll be recorded. Obviously if you can do this it'd be a bonus.

[Section_31]

Originally Posted by NorthernRed You could buy a proper old banger with a months tax and mot left on it, then park it somewhere fucking dead awkward for him to get out. Then paint "Screw you dickhead" on the side in gloss or something. Petty moi?

Ha Ha! That's actually a good idea!

I can only describe this man as a 'bitch' he looks like Gary Neville with long hair, and he was shouting the odds to my mother at the front door about the car, when i came down the stairs he propper shit himself. He obviously can't drive and thinks he's a cut above everyone elese in the area, I can imagine he's pretty proud of himself for making that side of the road a car-free zone, i can imagine him flexing in the mirror when he looks out the window and sees my car is gone, I need retribution and i need it pronto.

[aws]

Make up a note out of cut-up newspaper headlines - "I know it's you.You know it's me.Just once more" - and stab it on his garage door with an old screw-driver.

[Section_31]

Originally Posted by aws Make up a note out of cut-up newspaper headlines - "I know it's you.You know it's me.Just once more" - and stab it on his garage door with an old screw-driver.

Yeah, I could go for some psycho sh*it the mood i'm in!

It will subside by tonight though, I'm more docile than a dead hippy.

[Aidan]

How would you feel if someone was continually blocking your car in? Not saying he's any right to damage your car, but I can see where he's coming from. It's his garage, he uses it to park his car, and anyone who parks across it. knowing he is blocked in, is behaving like a right selfish tw*t.

[Aidan]

Originally Posted by Section_31 .. Now, bear in mind we were parking our cars on the opposite side of the raod to his garage, he had a good ten yards to back his fiesta out!

Oh, ignore me - I'm thick.

[Stouffer]

Suggest to him that he could park his car on the road, meaning that he would never be blocked in his garage again. Mind on to tell him that there are car vandals in the area tho'

[TK421]

Banana in the tail pipe motherfucker.

[dirty_sanchez]

Reverse your car right up to his garage door so that he can't even open it.

Or knock him the fuck out and tell him to stop hassling you.

[Section_31]

Originally Posted by Aidan Oh, ignore me - I'm thick.

there are three other garages there and nobody ever kicks off about it, when he came on the bounce he actually said to me 'I had to drive over part of the grass verge to get out'

So in other words, becasue he can't back straight out and perform a full 90 dgeree maneuver, that means me and averone else should park our cars two minutes away by the next row of garages.

even as i write this i'm becoming more incensed, I want blood...