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Old 29th July 2006, 02:25 PM
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Just had a facial

The missus who also happens to be You Knows It's sister booked me in for a facial and massage for one of my birthday treats. Just been and had it and it was pretty much excellent. While I was there the ginger student turned up and she told him where I was so I thought I'd get on here before he did and spoil the fun he thought he'd have by letting everyone know about it.

Couldn't really care less if anyone thinks it's gay or not as it was so relaxing that as soon as I got back I bought a massage table off ebay so the li'l lady can do her stuff as regular as need be.

The facial wasn't all that to be honest though and I doubt they used anything I don't already have on a shelf in the bathroom. SKEET has been groomed.

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Old 29th July 2006, 02:29 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

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The missus who also happens to be You Knows It's sister booked me in for a facial and massage for one of my birthday treats. Just been and had it and it was pretty much excellent. While I was there the ginger student turned up and she told him where I was so I thought I'd get on here before he did and spoil the fun he thought he'd have by letting everyone know about it.

Couldn't really care less if anyone thinks it's gay or not as it was so relaxing that as soon as I got back I bought a massage table off ebay so the li'l lady can do her stuff as regular as need be.

The facial wasn't all that to be honest though and I doubt they used anything I don't already have on a shelf in the bathroom. SKEET has been groomed.

That is all.
I've seen some stuff on the internet featuring facials. Looks a bit messy to me like but whatever floats your boat due.
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Old 29th July 2006, 02:35 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

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I've seen some stuff on the internet featuring facials. Looks a bit messy to me like but whatever floats your boat due.
Err, none bukake facial!! The kind with scrub and err; fuck it - I give up!
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Old 29th July 2006, 03:22 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

never before has the content of a thread with such a title ,dissapointed so much

Was fully convinced this was 'arry on the boat moment
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Old 29th July 2006, 04:01 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

I've never had a facial (and can't see a reason to, either) but massages are fucking ace. Like most teachers, I get pretty bad tension headaches and pains across my neck and upper back by the end of a term. So, I sometimes treat myself to a massage to relieve it. They're fucking ace; super-relaxing and remove all the knots and aches almost instantly.
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Old 29th July 2006, 04:09 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

it's good for you mate - Vitamin H. Keep you looking years younger. You'll attract the flies though. And I hope you don't keep it on the shelf in the bathroom. At least Marc Almond used to keep it in the fridge.

What? not THAT kind of facial? ah - scrub that then
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Old 29th July 2006, 04:47 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

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never before has the content of a thread with such a title ,dissapointed so much
What he said.
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Old 29th July 2006, 05:08 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

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I get pretty bad tension headaches and pains across my neck and upper back by the end of a term. So, I sometimes treat myself to a massage to relieve it. They're fucking ace; super-relaxing and remove all the knots and aches almost instantly.

so true - I try get one every two or three weeks ..Also get that taichi or whatever its called , when yer man manipulates a pressure points to ease back ache
Best treatment for a back tho is my tried and tested "Hanging from the crossbar" method ( Patent pending)


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Old 29th July 2006, 05:18 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

ok, seeing as no one else will be man enough, and you thinking that saying you don't care whether other people think it is gay. That is gay! Massage is ok, but a facial. Metro sexuality my arse....
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Re: Just had a facial

Originally Posted by Paul
I've never had a facial (and can't see a reason to, either) but massages are fucking ace. Like most teachers, I get pretty bad tension headaches and pains across my neck and upper back by the end of a term. So, I sometimes treat myself to a massage to relieve it. They're fucking ace; super-relaxing and remove all the knots and aches almost instantly.

It's all the pressure of having to work out what you're going to do with your two weeks at easter/christmas and 6 weeks in the summer.

I feel your pain.

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Old 29th July 2006, 07:37 PM
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Re: Just had a facial

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Like most teachers, I get pretty bad tension headaches and pains across my neck and upper back by the end of a term..
Boo fucking hoo my heart bleeds. Its probably aids
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Old 30th July 2006, 08:19 AM
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Re: Just had a facial

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Boo fucking hoo my heart bleeds. Its probably aids
You've been out of England so long that you've forgotten how to punctuate.
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Re: Just had a facial

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It's all the pressure of having to work out what you're going to do with your two weeks at easter/christmas and 6 weeks in the summer.

I feel your pain.

Jealousy is a terrible thing. Oh and with regard to the six weeks off in the summer: woo-hoo!!!
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Old 30th July 2006, 08:28 AM
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Re: Just had a facial

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Jealousy is a terrible thing. Oh and with regard to the six weeks off in the summer: woo-hoo!!!
Try 8 weeks in Europe you Blumpkin giving horsecock. Punctuate my balls.





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Re: Just had a facial

I have them, maybe 4-5 times a year. They are excellent, all men should have them.