Discrimination by

[Christian]

Despite a quite incredible campaign, I see that my poll percentage has dropped to a pathetic 10% (or 5 people). The small print within my "leaflet" (email) campaign, did OF COURSE state that bongo mags would only be given away if I actually win the poll.

This is looking unlikely. The principal reason is, without question, the emergence of the "Weak End" (weekend) voter. Being an official Cockney Wanker I am too poor (owing to inflated rent prices in Peckham) to purchase a PC and must rely on a barrage of informative, witty and clever posts during Monday to Friday.

My absence on weekends is leading to discrimination against me. I also believe that my Cockney Wanker title is leading to a form of prejudice. I hope other Forumites can join the Famous Five who have voted for me without fear, prejudice or ridicule. I am, without doubt, a stronger candidate than the rest of the "balloons" (competition).

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Post Edited (08-05-03 13:32)

[Remmie]

Remmie: 0 votes.
Remmie, the highest ranking GFite not to be invited in the TSF.
Remmie in a mayonnaise on chips run of form.

I suck

[Tom R]

Alas, I too have slumped to the standards you have set.

I think my aggro antics and fight starting have gone against me in the last couple of days.




Cool.

[Christian]

It would seem that dear old Bill and Remmie really are the aborted babies of this poll. At least we have grown to maybe 8 years old (or something).

[Aaron Miller]

if you truly believed in the spirit of the gf you would have figured out a way to cheat...

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[Remmie]

I have cheated in the past, but I thought I was above that now. Who voted for Bill instead of me?