Chana masala

[Gav]

Maaaan is that stuff potent ...Lovely to eat , but man does it make me fart like a bastard the following day,and not just silent ones but gatling gun farts with the stench of god knows what ...poor girl sitting at the desk next to me looks like she's gonna get sick
Just been to the crapper and I swear ,paint started peeling from the walls while I huffed and puffed ....what in christs name do they put in it ??

[real red]

Just been watching the weather on Sky News - they said there was a strange cloud forming in the south of Ireland. Ahead of it are thousands of geese migrating east.

[Gav]

Originally Posted by real red Just been watching the weather on Sky News - they said there was a strange cloud forming in the south of Ireland. Ahead of it are thousands of geese migrating east.

Must be a different cloud so cos believe me ,any geese flyin over my one will be trying to eat their own heads and dropping from the sky like frozen turkeys
On the plus side ,I've managed to push the blame off on a sweaty that sits opposite her

[RedinSweden]

Originally Posted by Gav Maaaan is that stuff potent ...Lovely to eat , but man does it make me fart like a bastard the following day,and not just silent ones but gatling gun farts with the stench of god knows what ...poor girl sitting at the desk next to me looks like she's gonna get sick Just been to the crapper and I swear ,paint started peeling from the walls while I huffed and puffed ....what in christs name do they put in it ??

Any chana dishes do that to me. In fact, Houmous does as well. The Chick pea is the lord high pulse of the fart gods. My trouser coughs are so vicious after a chick pea feast that even i don't like the smell of them.

[Gav]

RIS - I can empathise with that ....don't know any other food , (Apart from a bad pint of Stout or two) that put the stomach in such turmoil ,and bursts so many blood vessels whiile sitting on the worship chair in the special worship booth ( ohhgodohhgodohhgodohhgodohhgod)

[real red]

My problem with farting like that and trying to avoid the blame is that I can't control my laughter. When there's that politeness about nobody wanting to ask who's dropped one, my face will not keep still. It only takes a slight nostril twitch from someone and I'm on the floor laughing. Trouble is, the more you laugh, the more you fart. And the louder they get. Which makes you laugh even more. To be honest you might as well stick your legs in the air and let it all out in one big go.

[RedinSweden]

Originally Posted by Gav RIS - I can empathise with that ....don't know any other food , (Apart from a bad pint of Stout or two) that put the stomach in such turmoil ,and bursts so many blood vessels whiile sitting on the worship chair in the special worship booth ( ohhgodohhgodohhgodohhgodohhgod)

It was heartfelt. We ate lebanese food yesterday and it was chickpeatastic. My toilet session this morning was distinctly farmyardy.