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fao Irish lads
*61 things culchies love ...
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> > > *1 A nice bit of ham.
> > > *2 Buttered biscuits.
> > > *3 Diggin Houles.
> > > *4 Saying its too cold to snow
> > > *5 Pretending to know about The Ra.
> > > 6 Tayto Cheese & Onion
> > > 7 Pretending they're in The Ra.
> > > *8 A stretch in the evenings
> > > 9 Lucozade
> > > *10 Accordians
> > > 11 Pretending to like Holy Week.
> > > 12 A dinner dance
> > > *13 Gettin clattered in muck.
> > > 14 Shania Twain.
> > > *15 Hefers
> > > *16 Spittin in their hands before doing anything manual
> > > *17 Steel toe caps.
> > > 18 A big bowl of carrots & parsnips.
> > > 19 Eating sangwiches out of the boot of a car at GAA
> > > 20 Saying someones 'Opened a Book' on something.
> > > *21 The smell of fresh dung.
> > > *22 Slice-Your-Own Loaf.
> > > *23 Work Clothes
> > > *24 A bottle of mineral.
> > > *25 Fightin'.
> > > *26 Puttin on a ganzee to stop them from bein foundered
> > > 27 'The' Hurling/Fitball.
> > > *28 Being overweight.
> > > 29 Weemin wha resemble Hefers.
> > > *30 Saying "Aaah" after taking their first sup of tae.
> > > 31 Drink driving.
> > > 32 Red diesel
> > > *33 The Fear of Change.
> > > *34 A nice bit of Barnbrac
> > > *35 Lying.
> > > *36 Building walls.
> > > *37 Being starved with the cold rather than with a lack of food
> > > 38 Pretending to like mass
> > > 39 Talking about shite like Flax and the Corncrake.
> > > *40 A good blackthorn walkin stick.
> > > 41 Shouting 'Yeeeeeoooo' when something good happens.
> > > *42 Mohammed Ali.
> > > *43 Machinery.
> > > *44 Strange uppy-downy walks.
> > > *45 A good f**kin read of Irelands Own.
> > > *46 Gelling their 1cm fringe tight to their forehead.
> > > 47 Scandal, as long as its about other people.
> > > 48 Turf, because Sentirl heatin's for weemin.
> > > *49 Soda farls.
> > > *50 Sponge 'n Custirt
> > > *51 Newmerica', and anything to do with it.
> > > *52 Givin the dog the wildest baytins.
> > > *53 Givin the wife the wildest baytins.
> > > *54 The Ra.
> > > *55 Winning a leg of lamb in a raffle.
> > > 56 Wrecking the house whilst steaming.
> > > *57 Club Orange
> > > 58 Rubbing their hands together before tucking into their dinner
> > > 59 The Foot & Mouth.
> > > 60 Aetin' a big feed of spuds.
> > > 61 TK Red Lemonade
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