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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:02 PM
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Random things that hurt
Time for another 'random' thread following the success of random things you like and random mentalists in town. I give you 'random things that hurt'.

1) Stubbing your toe, specifically walking past the sofa and catching one of your toes on it as your foot swings by.
2) Stepping on an upturned plug.
3) Playing football in freezing weather, and having some fucker step on your toe.

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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:08 PM
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Re: Random things that hurt
Rubbing deepheat on ya groin after pulling it at footie only for your ball sack to make contact with your groin and therfore gettinging deep heat on ya sack. Fuck me my eyes watered.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:13 PM
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being shot in the face. That smarts.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:14 PM
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Getting those swabs shoved up your japs eye when you've been the GUM clinic.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:21 PM
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Being called names by Rashid.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:22 PM
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Re: Random things that hurt
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being shot in the face. That smarts.
Also the arse (C) John Otsemobor.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:22 PM
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Re: Random things that hurt
Having your nose re-set after breaking it. Not the actual re-breaking of the nose as it's numbed up but the insertion of a massive fuck off needle intoyour face on either side of your nose burns like fuck.

Then when it wears off your face feels like it's been smashed into by a truck.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:24 PM
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Re: Random things that hurt
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Also the arse (C) John Otsemobor.
Michael Barrymore would concur.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:27 PM
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Re: Random things that hurt
A torn patellar ligament hurts like fuck for 10 minutes and then it's nothing. At least nothing for 24-72 hrs until after the op.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:29 PM
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Upturned plugs, pure evil. Smashing your head on the corner of a cupboard door you've just opened, hate that!
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:31 PM
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Re: Random things that hurt
Paper cuts
Friction burns
Putting vinegar into either of these wounds for a laugh
That game you used to play when you were 14 which involved taking turns to punt each other in the shins as hard as you can

I imagine pissing out those Kidney stones must hurt a tad too
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:32 PM
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Re: Random things that hurt
Anything that combines pain with that terrible feeling that you are a little bit of a moron. The banging of your head on a door you opened fits into it well. it leaves you thinking that if it weren't for you being educationally subnormal you wouldn't be feeling the pain; compounding the misery.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 01:35 PM
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Oh yeah and why has no-one mentioned getting a booting to the knackers yet? That sick feeling never truly leaves you. Plus I've never seen such a public display of empathy from other men in any other context. Anyone remember the worst bollock bashing they ever took?
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I once had to go to hospital to have my foreskin removed from my zip. It wasn't just stuck a bit, I'd taken a burst and zipped up without checking and I zipped right over my foreskin. Most embarrassing moment of my life, especially at 13/14 years old.
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Re: Random things that hurt
Being Hit Full in the Balls By an old Mitre football that was kicked Perfectly. Is there a worse pain
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Dislocated kneecap. Although putting it back in place with the help of oxygen is pain-free.
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Old 22nd February 2006, 02:00 PM
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Re: Random things that hurt
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Being Hit Full in the Balls By an old Mitre football that was kicked Perfectly. Is there a worse pain
I caught a Riise-esque sweetly hit volley flat in the face once. The noise I made was truly unique and will never be replicated. A wonderful mix of "Oh dear I'm in trouble here" and "That hurt. A lot".
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