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22nd February 2006, 10:10 AM
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The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Can be found in Chester!
http://www.theplatinumlounge.co.uk/
I was going there on Saturday, but I think I'll pass 
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22nd February 2006, 11:51 AM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
"Some of our girls do not welcome publicity and are not pictured. You will have to visit the club in person to see more."
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22nd February 2006, 12:10 PM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Originally Posted by RedinSweden
"Some of our girls do not welcome publicity and are not pictured. You will have to visit the club in person to see more."
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One of them might be my ex, recently pictured in Zoo magazine
But from what they advertise I am reluctant to go!
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22nd February 2006, 12:51 PM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
She has an unusually large head. Looks like she has a wig over a horse riding helmet.
Bit tits tho.
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22nd February 2006, 01:16 PM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Where are you Adam (location-wise)?
Is she wearing a wig? If not, she could do with a haircut.
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22nd February 2006, 01:18 PM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
I of course mean 'big', not 'bit' tits!
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22nd February 2006, 01:27 PM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Charlie and Linzi - the best of a bad bunch
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
They've got a Lap Dancing club up at Graig Park near Dyserth now. Haven't been myself but my mate wants to.
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22nd February 2006, 01:34 PM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Originally Posted by Chris_Royle
She has an unusually large head.
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And a shit phone.
I live in Wrexham. I don't think it's a wig, it's just a funny angle. I think she does have hair extensions though!
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22nd February 2006, 01:35 PM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Originally Posted by Kopite
They've got a Lap Dancing club up at Graig Park near Dyserth now. Haven't been myself but my mate wants to.
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Used to work behind the bar there. Can't imagine it would fit with their image. Dyserth really isn't the type of place that you associate with lap-dancing; more with rediculously steep roads going up waterfalls.
Useless fact 635143: Dyserth was the home of Layton Maxwell during his formative years.
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Originally Posted by Mav
Charlie and Linzi - the best of a bad bunch
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There really are no best of a bad bunch with that lot. Just least worst.
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Originally Posted by Stu Monty
Used to work behind the bar there. Can't imagine it would fit with their image. Dyserth really isn't the type of place that you associate with lap-dancing; more with rediculously steep roads going up waterfalls.
Useless fact 635143: Dyserth was the home of Layton Maxwell during his formative years.
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Dyserth also featured in "Holiday On The Buses" or rather the waterfalls did.
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22nd February 2006, 01:56 PM
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Originally Posted by AdamS
And a shit phone.
I live in Wrexham. I don't think it's a wig, it's just a funny angle. I think she does have hair extensions though!
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Used to work in Wrexham (on the industrial park) and also used to frequent the bars in town.
Is Scotts still open?
Now that is a scary place. My mate (who works for the CPS) got off with this woman (seriously older than him) in there about 10 years ago.
Next morning he gets up, goes downstairs for brekky where her kids are eating. Her son is about 17 and starts giving my mate daggers.
"I know his face, where from though?" he thinks to himself.
Then it dawned on him.
The lad was up in front of him on GBH charges the week before. Hahahaha.
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
Scotts "A touch of class!"
Yeah it's still open. In fact I was in there, allbeit briefly on Saturday night. Wrexham's full of Polish and Portuguese immigrants now and that seems to be where they all go. Some proper fit birds that can't speak English - very frustrating!
Not a bad drinking town Wrexham, but that's about all it has going for it.
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Re: The ugliest lap dancers in the world
One gaff I went to in Greece and you were allowed to grope them – but I was far too fucked to even notice she had no clothes on, while we were waiting for a free booth I asked her were she was from and she said the Ukraine, “anywhere near Kiev?” being the only city I’d heard of, “What do you think of your chances in the champions league? Sehvchenco is class isn’t he?”
“Erm yeah he’s very good” She replied, obviously not knowing what the fuck I was on about…
Halfway through the dance she sat on my lap and leant back to rest her head on the floor, she couldn’t get back up and reached her hand out for a lift back to an upright position, but I was too pissed and just grinned at her and gave her the thumbs up while thinking of Dynamo Kiev, so she had to shout some Polish bird to come and give her a hand instead.
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