shit im scared now, dunno if it was thrush, my bell end was abit burny afterwards but it didnt seem anything too bad and went in a few day. I may be a thick bastard but what actually is thrush?
I had a dose of the clap once. Picked it up off some bird in a bar somewhere off Stanley Street on Aintree Ladies Day. Pain got so bad when pissing though was forced to go to doctors to confess my sins and get some medication.
The worst was the sniggerring of the birds in the chemists when I went for the prescription. Apparently cranberry juice does just the same job in making it go anyway.