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Old 9th November 2005, 05:03 PM
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Talking Irked
Ive noticed this morning that I actually get more visibly irked about the things that bother me only slightly: the more slightly they bother me, the more consumed by irk-ness i get. animated almost. in fact its the things that i cant even quantify why I hate them, that bother me the most. and i don't know why.

so, heres my current top three of things that get me riddled with venom, for no good reason. whatsoever.

1: that ocean finance advert, where the bloke says 'they'd better not cancel football'.

2: people who eat noisily.

3: itunes constantly asking me if i want to download a newer version, despite my clicking 'no' and 'don't ask me again'


so, to validate my madness/ cantankerous nature, lets have your lists folks. the rules are that you aren't able to justify your annoyance in any way, its purely irrational. in short, if it makes sense, you cant have it.
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:11 PM
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Aside from the much discussed and well documented beans on a fry-up...

1. The finance ad where he sits on the kids toy and announces "that reminds me, I must remember to sort out my car insurance". HOW?? How does sitting on a toy boat remind him to sort out his fucking car insurance? Cunt.

2. People who snort "white wine with white meat and red wine with red meat". You cunts. I'll drink what I want.

3. Side salad when you haven't asked for it. I didn't ask for the fucking salad, so why put it on my plate you cunts.
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:14 PM
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:17 PM
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes me fucking rage...
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:23 PM
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Firstly, possibly the best first post for a long time, announce yourself as you mean to go on.

1. The new Darkness song where he claims he has a "One way ticket to hell and back". That'll be a return then you lycra clad fuckwit.

2. Stupid people. I'm a prime candidate for some Seven inspired mentalness where I kill people due to my utter disgust at them wasting space on the planet. Buying heat magazine, disliking films on the criteria that "They are foreign" or "They are black and white" and starting sentences with "I'm not rascist but....." then ending them with "So that's why lynching was a decent solution" are all signs of this.

3. The guy who does the quiz I go to regularly who doesn't understand the concept of amplification and shouts into his microphone as if is weren't even there. He also regularly gets his questions wrong as he's just taken them off the internet and tries to make out that you are some kind of anarchist when you demand the point for "The Czech Republic" regardless of the fact that he has Czeckaslovakia on his answer sheet.

These make too much sense possibly but what you gonna do about it...cry?
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:27 PM
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Re: Irked
women who cry...at work!

We got loads of them. They're always rushing out to the bogs with tears in their eyes because something has upset them. Unprofessional bitches. Then other girls crowd around them when they get back asking them if they're OK.
Grrrrrrrr.....
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:27 PM
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2. People who snort "white wine with white meat and red wine with red meat". You cunts. I'll drink what I want.
Smoked salmon tastes best with a merlot or Rioja

Restaurants who tell you how should eat your food. No, really, Mr Cath wants his steak blue. Wipe it's arse and drag it past the cooker. If he dies of food poising that's his choice.

Health and Safety laws that say you can't eat cheese that's been out of the fridge for more than 2 seconds. Bollocks. Camembert should not be eaten until it walks to your table by itself in a molten mess.

People who think we're all gonna die cos someone in the media mentioned avian flu. Me I've put a bird table up.
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:33 PM
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People who cant stick to the most basic of rules - yet have the tenacity to say they hate Stupid People...
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:36 PM
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Re: Irked
Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos
women who cry...at work!

We got loads of them. They're always rushing out to the bogs with tears in their eyes because something has upset them. Unprofessional bitches. Then other girls crowd around them when they get back asking them if they're OK.
Grrrrrrrr.....
Blokes who are such bastards to their women and just don't make the effort to understand.
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Old 9th November 2005, 05:43 PM
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Oh, and GPs secretaries. If I wanted to discuss my symptoms with an unqualifed person in the waiting room I wouldn't book an appointment with the fecking GP
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Re: Irked
People who say 110%, 1000%, or any variation of more than 100%. It annoys the hell outta me.
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"Don't cancel the football bloke" ! - you've got me irked just thinking about him!!

I had fogotten how much he irked me till you posted that - its "Picture Loans" actually i think (why the fuck do i remember shit like that?) - what an annoying twat he is - you're in massive debt man - get real - don't laugh and sign up to "one easy payment" at 13.9%APR over 25 years you complete tosspot. go and see a fuckin debt counsellor and get grip. you arse.

feel better now. still irked but back to normal irked levels.
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Old 9th November 2005, 06:02 PM
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"Tax doesn't have to be taxing".

Hope one of his stunts go wrong and he winds up impaled on one of Noo's elephants tusks.
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Old 9th November 2005, 07:55 PM
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Re: Irked
is that ocean finance advert the one where the fat fella is walking round the house on the phone trying to be funny.

Its not him i despide its the prick who goes.

"yes thats just the commercial weve been looking for"

although he does deserve a kick in the bollocks.
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