The Greatest Apes

[Dozy McGrew]

Chimps and Mountain Gorillas are all very well but you'd have to go a long way to beat an Orang-Utan. Alpha males have huge rubbery cheeks. They're also Ginger but have the capability to snap off your legs if you chose to point this out to them.

[Elmyn Noos]

I saw a documentary once about the world's laziest monkeys. Fucking funny it was and wish I could remember what they were called. Basically they look like mini orangutans but just sit lazing about in large groups up a tree all day. When one pisses the other off, they're way too lazy to fight or beat their chests, so they just shout at each other. Once. Then leave it. Best monkeys by a country mile.

[Stu Monty]

Originally Posted by Elmyn Noos I saw a documentary once about the world's laziest monkeys. Fucking funny it was and wish I could remember what they were called. Basically they look like mini orangutans but just sit lazing about in large groups up a tree all day. When one pisses the other off, they're way too lazy to fight or beat their chests, so they just shout at each other. Once. Then leave it. Best monkeys by a country mile.

I put a media clip on the GF of the greatest monkey in the world a while back, it was a Gibbon if I remember rightly. It was obviously bored so spent an afternoon taking the piss out of a tiger - pulling it's tail, punching it on the nose, sitting down saying "come and get me, c'mon" then jumping back in the true at the last moment.

It ruled.

[Elmyn Noos]

Originally Posted by Stu Monty I put a media clip on the GF of the greatest monkey in the world a while back, it was a Gibbon if I remember rightly. It was obviously bored so spent an afternoon taking the piss out of a tiger - pulling it's tail, punching it on the nose, sitting down saying "come and get me, c'mon" then jumping back in the true at the last moment. It ruled.

Monkeys rule. Have you still got the clip?

[Stu Monty]

See the other thread.