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Great Comedy Lines
"Yes you did,you invaded Poland"
"Infamy,infamy they've all got it in for me"
"A pint?That's nearly an armful"
"This bloke walks up to me in the pub and says - you cunt..."
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9th September 2005, 04:43 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
German Officer
"Right and your name is going on the list"
Captain Mainwaring
"Don't tell him your name Pike"
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9th September 2005, 04:52 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
"I had trials for Man City, but I wanted to concentrate of smoking and drinking"
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9th September 2005, 05:30 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
"The world is a dangerous place - only yesterday I went into Boots and punched someone in the face"
"Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation"
"My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs."
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9th September 2005, 06:35 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
I went to watch a cricket match last week. England v The Rest of The World. It was a good game but the pitch was a bit crowded.
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12th September 2005, 01:59 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
"She had lovely long hair flowing all down her back. None on her head, just on her back."
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12th September 2005, 02:38 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
Originally Posted by Tom R
"She had lovely long hair flowing all down her back. None on her head, just on her back."
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12th September 2005, 03:01 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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12th September 2005, 03:04 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
Reg : What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis : It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg : It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
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12th September 2005, 04:28 PM
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It's the worst plan since Abraham Lincoln said "Oh, I'm tired of kicking around the house, let's take in a show"
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13th September 2005, 07:24 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
Originally Posted by Norman Bates
It's the worst plan since Abraham Lincoln said "Oh, I'm tired of kicking around the house, let's take in a show"
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14th September 2005, 01:25 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
Originally Posted by 7dalglish
Was that Blackadder?.....cunning plan maybe?
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Red Dwarf?
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14th September 2005, 01:33 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
Irish guys explain to Alan Partridge about the potato famine
AP: Well if you're a fussy eater you pay the price
Also
Loon fan of Alan: So you'll come visit me?
Alan: There's no way you big spastic you're a mentalist
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14th September 2005, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave H
Red Dwarf?
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From Blackadder, if I'm not mistaken. Another great Blackadder quote goes something like "The red Pimpernell is the most overrated human being since Judas Ischariot got the "diciple of the year" award in the year 30" |
14th September 2005, 02:44 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
Originally Posted by Norman Bates
From Blackadder, if I'm not mistaken. Another great Blackadder quote goes something like "The red Pimpernell is the most overrated human being since Judas Ischariot got the "diciple of the year" award in the year 30"
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It just sounded so like Rimmer....
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14th September 2005, 03:10 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
whats a shitzu?
a zoo without any animals!
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14th September 2005, 03:11 PM
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From Alan Partridge: "Lynn's a lot like Burt Reynolds - very reliable but...she's got a moustache."
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14th September 2005, 03:14 PM
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"And you can tell if your child has been contacted by a peadophile through the internet as they will actually smell of hammers....paedophiles can actually sent pheramones through to you child's keyboard to make them more suggestable - *sniffs keyboard* - Well I definitely feel more suggestable!"
Proving Chris Morris is a genius and that celebrities will do anything to get on the tv, thank you Richard Blackwood.
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14th September 2005, 04:20 PM
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
Classics include:
cake is a made up drug
nonse sense
paedophiles are 98 % genetically identical to a crab
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Re: Great Comedy Lines
'I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married - or did she fake it that night?'
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