Football is sh*t

[Kev Saunderson]

Following on from Stu's poll about accepting the GF I have come to the conclusion that everything in football now sucks.

I can't even be ar*ed talking on the FF anymore as there is always someone who reply to threads like they have a UEFA coaching badge. Boring as f*ck.

Other interests rule more than footy. For example:

Dogs rule (So do cats - epsecially beating them up).

HBO make boss TV for everyone to enjoy.

I had meatballs with spaghetti for my tea last night and learnt how to use my fork eating spaghetti properlyfor the first time (I am 29).

Spiders are more scary than a wasp as you can hear a wasp when it is in your room, you can't hear a spider.

Discuss.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Originally Posted by Kev Saunderson Following on from Stu's poll about accepting the GF I have come to the conclusion that everything in football now sucks. I can't even be ar*ed talking on the FF anymore as there is always someone who reply to threads like they have a UEFA coaching badge. Boring as f*ck. Other interests rule more than footy. For example: Dogs rule (So do cats - epsecially beating them up). HBO make boss TV for everyone to enjoy. I had meatballs with spaghetti for my tea last night and learnt how to use my fork eating spaghetti properlyfor the first time (I am 29). Spiders are more scary than a wasp as you can hear a wasp when it is in your room, you can't hear a spider. Discuss.

It's called PIS TWAWSFANID

Post-Istanbul Syndrome Transfer Window And We Sihned Fuck-All Now It's Doom.

A 3-0 pasting of Tottenham and you'll all be back.

[Bob Spunkmouse]

Originally Posted by Kev Saunderson Following on from Stu's poll about accepting the GF I have come to the conclusion that everything in football now sucks. I can't even be ar*ed talking on the FF anymore as there is always someone who reply to threads like they have a UEFA coaching badge. Boring as f*ck. Other interests rule more than footy. For example: Dogs rule (So do cats - epsecially beating them up). HBO make boss TV for everyone to enjoy. I had meatballs with spaghetti for my tea last night and learnt how to use my fork eating spaghetti properlyfor the first time (I am 29). Spiders are more scary than a wasp as you can hear a wasp when it is in your room, you can't hear a spider. Discuss.

is your dislike of the FF in anyway related to the fact that your threads were getting ignored??

As for dogs, they are good for just less than 1 hour every month or so. No more. Cats rule whenever.

Only women should be scared of spiders or wasps, what the fuck is wrong with you man. Unless you are in a tropical country or Australia or something, then being scared of any insect is acceptable i reckon.

A spider in britain is rarely bigger than a 2p coin, now how can it hurt you? Why would you be scared of something that can't hurt you.

I can see that a wasp can hurt you, but it doesnt hurt much, so toy with them, attempt to kill them and if they come off better, take it like a man, be magnanimous in defeat and applaud your adversary, before killing the fucker next time. If they are against a window, a flick to the head will stun it so you can then kill it as ease. Simple.

[Kev Saunderson]

Originally Posted by RedRobMol is your dislike of the FF in anyway related to the fact that your threads were getting ignored?? As for dogs, they are good for just less than 1 hour every month or so. No more. Cats rule whenever. Only women should be scared of spiders or wasps, what the fuck is wrong with you man. Unless you are in a tropical country or Australia or something, then being scared of any insect is acceptable i reckon. A spider in britain is rarely bigger than a 2p coin, now how can it hurt you? Why would you be scared of something that can't hurt you. I can see that a wasp can hurt you, but it doesnt hurt much, so toy with them, attempt to kill them and if they come off better, take it like a man, be magnanimous in defeat and applaud your adversary, before killing the fucker next time. If they are against a window, a flick to the head will stun it so you can then kill it as ease. Simple.

Nah, no dislike cause of getting ignored on the FF as I resolved that matter with my Man U tickets scam which worked a treat.

Spiders suck, they might have saved Jesus one time but I wish they would make a noise when they are about.

Cats do rule. We have a cat called Suki who is one hard little f*cker. Except when it hears fireworks.

[Gav]

Originally Posted by Kev Saunderson Nah, no dislike cause of getting ignored on the FF as I resolved that matter with my Man U tickets scam which worked a treat. Spiders suck, they might have saved Jesus one time but I wish they would make a noise when they are about. Cats do rule. We have a cat called Suki who is one hard little f*cker. Except when it hears fireworks.

Cats aren't hard - one kick and thats them gone ....Now if you wanna talk hard , My Geiko has his own tank ....Imagine that ,a Geiko driving his own Tank ...Now thats fuckin hard

[Kev Saunderson]

Originally Posted by Gav Cats aren't hard - one kick and thats them gone ....Now if you wanna talk hard , My Geiko has his own tank ....Imagine that ,a Geiko driving his own Tank ...Now thats fuckin hard

My cat would f*ck your Geiko.

F*ckin Geiko, it even sounds gay, whether it drives a tank or not.

[Sutty]

Mr Saundersen can you please ellaborate on the technique of eating spaghetti as I have tried many techniques and failed on most

[Gav]

Originally Posted by Kev Saunderson My cat would f*ck your Geiko. F*ckin Geiko, it even sounds gay, whether it drives a tank or not.

You and my Geiko in a room ...which one will eat the spider ???

[Kev Saunderson]

Originally Posted by Gav You and my Geiko in a room ...which one will eat the spider ???

Probably your Geiko after its bummed it.

[Kev Saunderson]

Originally Posted by Sutty Mr Saundersen can you please ellaborate on the technique of eating spaghetti as I have tried many techniques and failed on most

Stick in fork, twist like crazy, eat like a hungry Kosnovan.

[Gav]

Originally Posted by Kev Saunderson Stick in fork, twist like crazy, eat like a hungry Kosnovan.

Well I have a official spagetti eating badge from the Italian Returants assosiation and they told me a even easier way ....use a spoon with the fork

[bri]

using a spoon when eating speggetti rules. scoop with spoon put fork in middle and rotate until full then twist spoon so it smoothes off top then put in mouth