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Old 22nd September 2004, 02:02 PM
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Neapolitan Mastiff

Anyone on here know anything about or
has owned a Neapolitan Mastiff, I'm getting
one next week, but they are big bastards and I'm starting to
think it may eat me alive when its older!
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Old 22nd September 2004, 02:14 PM
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

Neapolitan, I always thought it was a kind of ice cream:-)
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Old 22nd September 2004, 04:03 PM
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

God damn that's an ugly dog why do want such a dog?

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Old 22nd September 2004, 04:28 PM
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

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God damn that's an ugly dog why do want such a dog?

It could do with a facelift
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Old 22nd September 2004, 04:54 PM
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

They don't all look like that I'm getting a blue one
but I must admit that one is pretty ugly.

I Wouldn't say it to his face though.
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Old 22nd September 2004, 06:40 PM
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

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They don't all look like that I'm getting a blue one
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I thought they'd be brown, yellow & pink stripes.
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

Exactly. A blue one???

Wrong forum, mate, try bluekipper or bluemastiff.
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Old 22nd September 2004, 09:19 PM
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

Originally Posted by Vladi
I thought they'd be brown, yellow & pink stripes.
Nice one Vladi.
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Old 24th September 2004, 02:35 PM
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

Originally Posted by mark2905
They don't all look like that I'm getting a blue one
but I must admit that one is pretty ugly.

I Wouldn't say it to his face though.
Did you find anything out about the eventually
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Old 24th September 2004, 03:22 PM
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

My mate and his family always had Mastiff's.
They're fucking boss dogs and superb with kids if you have any.

They look mean as you like, but with the right owners they're soft as shite. We used to torment the shit out my mates dogs when we were little. We used saddle them up and ride them and everything. They just used to look at us and slobber.

One thing I would say about them, though, is to make sure you train them very well indeed. Nobody wants an unruly Mastiff!!
I would definitely take it to some proper obedience classes, don't just do it yourself, unless you really know what you're doing.

Depends where you live of course, but there's a place called H&M (Harry & Mo) Dog Training in Thornton who are very good at helping you train big dogs.
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

Those dog trainers should get an assistant called Curly.
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Those dog trainers should get an assistant called Curly.
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

Had to go down to Birmingham to see the pups tonight, paid a deposit, picking him up on the 6th October, saw the dad, man they are fucking huge & scary .
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Re: Neapolitan Mastiff

Originally Posted by mark2905
Anyone on here know anything about or
has owned a Neapolitan Mastiff, I'm getting
one next week, but they are big bastards and I'm starting to
think it may eat me alive when its older!
You still out there, mate? We better scan the papers for "Neoplitan Mastiff has new owner for desert".
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