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Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Still doing the business, the ol' smoothie...
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Originally Posted by Coats 4 goalposts
Still doing the business, the ol' smoothie...
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Good Old Des
If i was shagging a bird like his i would still be shagging at his age. I dont know who she is now but the last time he became a dad again she was a decent bit of stuff. |
21st September 2004, 04:53 PM
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
There was me thinking this was going to be a debate on the morals of having kids at such an advanced age. The dad should be wiping the kid's arse, not the other way round etc.
At least the kid will still be able to watch him on UK Gold when he croaks.
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
have no idea who he is...please tell me more
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Originally Posted by freehold
have no idea who he is...please tell me more
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BLASPHEMER 
You gotta know Who Des O'Connor is.
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Freehold mate, you ain't missing shit, he's some crap tv presenter who used to sinG PISS AWFUL STUFF
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Originally Posted by Remmie
Freehold mate, you ain't missing shit, he's some crap tv presenter who used to sinG PISS AWFUL STUFF
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Yeah FH
Its not as if he is a good singer in ther Cilla Black vain or a grand comic like Stan (the Gaimans) Boardman |
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
I've heard that the baby isn't his. It is the result of an affair between his wife and his German chauffeur, who didn't wear a condom - Careless Hanz!!!!!!
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
man,he looks boring
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Speaking of Stan Boardman..............How you keeping Hermes?
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Better than Dudek, no doubt. >)
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Originally Posted by Stu Monty
Speaking of Stan Boardman..............How you keeping Hermes?
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http://60s.www7.50megs.com/o.htm
Okay thanks. The link above explains my Des joke for those not old enough to remember 1968. |
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
If you need to explain 'em...
It got a big sympathetic groan from me, although I thought the link was going to be to the legend about the crowd bursting into the song after a goalkeeping blunder in front of the Kop.
Can anyone confirmed if that actually happened? Did the whole Kop pick it up or was it just a small pocket of wags? Always struck me as a bit of an embellishment like many great stories...
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Originally Posted by U.M.C
Good Old Des
If i was shagging a bird like his i would still be shagging at his age. I dont know who she is now but the last time he became a dad again she was a decent bit of stuff.
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A girl not even half his age. The pervert. ;-) |
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Originally Posted by Hermes
I've heard that the baby isn't his. It is the result of an affair between his wife and his German chauffeur, who didn't wear a condom - Careless Hanz!!!!!!
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Yeah and Des found out and sacked him, now he's Carless Hanz....
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Originally Posted by Agent Smith
A girl not even half his age. The pervert. ;-)
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Re: Des O Connor a dad again at 72...
Originally Posted by Hermes
I've heard that the baby isn't his. It is the result of an affair between his wife and his German chauffeur, who didn't wear a condom - Careless Hanz!!!!!!
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nice one hermes.don't know what makes me sadder, the fact that i got it, or the fact that i found it funny.you decide. |
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