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Old 2nd April 2004, 10:29 AM
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A Day at the Races
I'm off to Aintree soon, anyone got any tips? I haven't got a clue about racing but it's free beer so who gives a fuck!
I noticed a horse running called HermesIII so I've gotta back that one, haven't I?
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Tips?

Don't bother. Went about 4 years ago, after being told "it's a great day out". It's a shlt-tip, it's full of idiot scallies in shirts and ties borrowed from their auld fella, or drunken idiot women who have been let out for the day and end up puking all over your loafers. And town is full of them later on too, can't get to the bar for puking morons.

I hate horse racing. I hate National weekend. I can't even be arsed putting my annual bet on this year. It sucks.
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I'm off to Aintree soon, anyone got any tips? I haven't got a clue about racing but it's free beer so who gives a fuck!
I noticed a horse running called HermesIII so I've gotta back that one, haven't I?
Beware of immitations.

A mate of mine who makes a living as a chimney sweep was travelling to Aintree yesterday when his car broke down. Some toffs in a Rolls Royce stopped and gave him a lift. They asked him to join them in a private box with free food and champagne all day.

In the first race they advised him to bet on No.1 and it duly won. This continued (race 2, horse no2 etc). After race number 5 my mate was loaded with cash and extremely pissed. He asked "What now? Do I put all this cash on number 6 in the next race?". One of the toffs replied "Oh no, before the last race we all get up a sweep". He replied "You bastards, I knew there'd be a catch in it somewhere".
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Old 3rd April 2004, 12:26 AM
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Re: A Day at the Races
just got in with more money than i went out with so i supppse i must of wom. herwes horse come nowhere i'm fucked godnight/
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how's the head today Vladi ? ;-)
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Re: A Day at the Races
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just got in with more money than i went out with so i supppse i must of wom. herwes horse come nowhere i'm fucked godnight/
Can't tell he'd been drinking can you?
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Old 5th April 2004, 04:16 PM
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Re: A Day at the Races
To quote the words of Rowley Birkin QC,

"....I must admit, I was very, very drunk"
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Gotta love drunken posts, especially one's that end with a /
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