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Daft lyrics and different bands' take on it
If bands were given the task to write a song about a chicken what would the outcome be?

I'll give you a few examples and then you can feel free to add others.

Radiohead would write a song about how the chicken was fed up with life and wanted to kill itself by slitting its wrists (the ones on its feet right).

George Michael would sing about how the chicken was against George Bush and how capitalism will never defeat the chicken.

Bob Dylan would write about how the chicken refused to go to war and fight. Instead it would march for peace and vegetarianism.
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Oasis would sing about cooking the chicken out in the sunsheeeeiiiiiinnnnnnaaahhhh

Springsteen would sing about the chicken driving a cadillac down highway 69

Led Zeppelin would sing about the mystical chicken knight of Avalon

Robbie williams would just bum it
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Elvis would shake the chicken in the middle of the room, just because he can, and says so in "let's have a party". So there. Elvis rules (ruled)
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Johnny Cash would sing about a 'chicken in black'. Hang on, he did.
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Tom Ross's band would sing about banging the chicken in 25 different ways.

Glenn Hoddle (and Chris Waddle) would sing about how the chicken had done something bad in a previous life.
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The beach boys would forget about the task and write another song about surfing.
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Re: Daft lyrics and different bands' take on it
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Glenn Hoddle (and Chris Waddle) would sing about how the chicken had done something bad in a previous life.

Fucking genius, mate. Chris waddle indeed !
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Ozzy would bite the head off the chicken.

George Michael would be choking his chicken.
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Aerosmith would have freeze dried it, chopped it up into fine powder and snorted it ( in the good old days )

Meatloaf would just eat it ( in the fat old days )
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Re: Daft lyrics and different bands' take on it
Paul Mc Cartney would write about a chicken on the run

John Lennon would write that a working class chicken is something to be

George Harrison would write while his chicken gently weeps

And Ringo Starr would just chicken out of the task
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Re: Daft lyrics and different bands' take on it
Thanks Kurt. I was starting to worry that only Longo and I were finding it funny.

Bryan Adams would sing about being madly in love with the chicken. Especially when it's gone.

Rage Against the Machine would sing about the left wing
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The grunge take on the task would be...

Nirvana... smells like teen chicken
pearl jam... Elderly chicken behind the counter in a small town
alice in chains... the rooster
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What would be interesting though is how the Dixie chicks would write one...
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The Smiths- 'Chicken in a korma, I know, I know it's serious.'
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The Smiths- 'Chicken in a korma, I know, I know it's serious.'

Hmm, a chicken song? I don't think I could pen such a thing. How could one pull of such a coup. It'd just be too [/]corny[/i].

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Hmm, a chicken song? I don't think I could pen such a thing. How could one pull of such a coup. It'd just be too [/]corny[/i].

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If I egg you on will you at least try.
I suppose I could give it a go. As long as you yokels don't take the piss.
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