[Paul]

Once again, I would like to play but I won't know if I can until Thursday. Mrs Paul is in a tennis tournament that keeps getting postponed/rained off and I promised her I'd have the kids while she plays. Obviously places can't be saved, but if there's one available on Thursday and I'm not stuck here, I'll play. I've got the vision and intelligence of Kenny Dalglish, the pace and movement of Jan Molby and the touch of Istvan Kosma. Plus I haven't got any footy socks, so I'll be rocking a black M&S cotton vibe.