[Chris]

I'd hereby like to pay tribute to those brute alpha males who have long been standard bearers in the world of manliness.

Without these great role models, to moisten the vaginas of every female within a 400ft radius and beat the shit out of every "man" who fails to ooze machismo, the entire male species would have long since died out. These great legends of our time are owed a debt by the rest of society for not allowing freedom of expression in the form of dress, sexuality or the use of certain hair products and keeping the human race thriving as the dominant force on this planet

Manly Man, guardian of bands like The Kaiser Chiefs... I salute you.

May I begin with...



The great Vinnie Jones.