Originally Posted by madstock
I assume that's me - I would love to humiliate you with my footballing prowess, but offer the following very valid reasons why I can't:
1. I'm located in the Sunny West Midlands, and as such nipping back for a game of footy would possibly be a bit of a pain in the arse.
2. For the last 9 years or so I've taken to having regular seizures at most inconvenient moments - this has severly limited both my physical fitness, and indeed my fire-juggling career. Gyms aren't too keen on letting blokes with a condition similar to narcolepsy join, the bastards.
3. My favourite ever line from a TLW match review was "...you can never have too many tough-tackling Argie defenders..." - this is because when I used to play regularly I was one of those nasty callous bastards. I really wouldn't want to ruin your girlish good looks.
Apart from that, I'm in.
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1. Leave now and you'll be here for kickoff!
2. Momo has seizures all the time, he calls them twitches. This is just before he wins the ball from the opponent.
3. "..you can never have too many tough-tackling Argie defenders..."
The fact that that line was describing... ahem... Pellegrino and Paletta, bodes well for you indeed. Infact I now see the reason you cant turn up!